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Dear Mr. Chase,
I'm supe very sorry in regards to my earlier behavior, it was most unkin most unkind, and not thoughtful or lady-like at all all. And I think my Mother would be super ashamed, as you play polo, and that means you ought to be most well bred and probably can splurge on diamo I shouldn't have pried into your personal business (even though it was a terribly accide silly mistake on my behalf), and I certainly certainly shouldn't have been so publicly upset and awfully rude to you! And I promi promise not to further antagonize you with any more italics, capitalization, or shameful behavior.
I really, really, rea very much hope you can please find it in your heart to forgive me, as I would ha hate to lose a possible BFF or close bosom budd chance at friendship, just because I acted like an especially ill-bred sow. Though with better hair.
Thank you,
Miss Edwina Edith Dickering, II.
[Contained inside the package is a variety of assorted mini muffins, a bottle of pink Moet champagne, and two tickets to an exclusive cabaret strip club -- tickets bought when instructed by a male co-worker that they were sure to get forgiveness from any male.]
I'm supe very sorry in regards to my earlier behavior, it was most unkin most unkind, and not thoughtful or lady-like at all all. And I think my Mother would be super ashamed, as you play polo, and that means you ought to be most well bred and probably can splurge on diamo I shouldn't have pried into your personal business (even though it was a terribly accide silly mistake on my behalf), and I certainly certainly shouldn't have been so publicly upset and awfully rude to you! And I promi promise not to further antagonize you with any more italics, capitalization, or shameful behavior.
I really, really, rea very much hope you can please find it in your heart to forgive me, as I would ha hate to lose a possible BFF or close bosom budd chance at friendship, just because I acted like an especially ill-bred sow. Though with better hair.
Thank you,
Miss Edwina Edith Dickering, II.
[Contained inside the package is a variety of assorted mini muffins, a bottle of pink Moet champagne, and two tickets to an exclusive cabaret strip club -- tickets bought when instructed by a male co-worker that they were sure to get forgiveness from any male.]