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The following vandalism took place at various locations around New York City. Spray painted in the subway, on an overpass, printed on a banner and hung between two big trees in Central Park, written in sidewalk chalk in Harlem, airbrushed on many T-shirts that have been given away at Central Station, and the like.
The first sentence is always the same:
"Murdock Varletti Stole My Virtue."
The second sentence is unique each time, some examples of which are:
"I wish him well of it."
"Joke's on him, it was already broke."
"WHOOHOO!"
"Best theft ever."
"Give it back."
"I thought I locked that!"
"I wish I could remember it."
"Don't tell my parents."
"Don't tell my boyfriend."
"Don't tell my girlfriend."
"Don't tell God."
"Jealous?"
etc. Most of them have a flattering spin towards the boy.