A small bundled package containing: some hastily scribbled 'vouchers' for free babysitting, a small brown paper bag containing the EVER necessary prophylactics, and a small bottle of Jack Daniels, with a sticky label saying 'drink me', and finally (for he has bargained his way with the hostess) a gift certificate for dinner at a semi-fancy restaurant, where the hostess is hot.
You can have free time anytime you want it. Just got to decide if you want it. Company's worth it.
Alex (& Tabitha)