The Cruelest Cough and other cute writing

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https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2019/06/03/spring-colds-cruelest-cough/Read more... )

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going postal- thoughts on Sanders Suggestion _Lileks

https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2019/06/03/going-postal-2/

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https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2019/06/03/racing-form-belmont-stakes/

Rob Long- about the candidates

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https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2019/06/03/plato-the-first-socialist/

Kyle Smith article

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When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
I said, "I don't have a license but I drive very well, officer"
I almost had a heart attack that day
Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
I was arrested, the car was impounded
There was no way for me to avoid being grounded
My parents had to come off from vacation to get me
I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
My parents walked in
I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?"
They didn't speak
I said, "I want to plead my case"
But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived
They took turns -
One would beat me while the other one was driving
I can't believe it, I just made a mistake
Well parents are the same no matter time nor place
So to you all the kids all across the land
Take it form me
Parents just don't understand
Songwriters: Jeffrey Townes / Peter Brian Harris / Willard C. Smith
Parents Just Don't Understand lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group