martial dialogue

[fairlyobscure]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/funny-tweets-about-being-married_us_5b2014a2e4b09d7a3d77d569

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[domiobrien]

amusing!

[fairlyobscure]

this was my favorite one:

-Loofafah, extra firm
-Hair Clipchess
-Zippler
-Farafs
-Lip embalmentation in red

When I need some quiet time, I send my husband to the store with a list of made-up words.
11:16 AM - Apr 26, 2018

not that it really requires doing to keep a guy at a store WAY too long-they can't find stuff that DOES exist.

I remember an early appearance of Roseanne Barr on Johnny Carson when she was a new performer doing housewife humor. Two lines I liked were:

If the kids are still alive when he comes home from work,
I've done MY job.

And

We lie to our husbands because it takes too long to explain the truth.

Another comic, maybe Gary Muledeer said,
"A guy goes into a supermarket,
gives it one long stare,
and if he don't see it,
it ain't there"

Honey, this particular store, they don't sell no flour.
But I DID get you a twenty pound bag...

of oregano.

[domiobrien]

yes. Have you seen the "Never send a man to the grocery store" clip on youtube?

[fairlyobscure]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE9nLWFZ6ac

here are 10 funny commercials

I'll try to watch the youtube you mention.

Problem is, I use a public computer, so I tend to watch stuff without sound.

Can't handle headphones or earbuds.