The Shag Meme

Mar 21, 2009 13:32



I stole this meme over at kousuke_blade 's.My love for fictional characters knows absolutely no bounds.

1. Bold the names of the guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of. ?
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.
Hint: If you can't remember a character and think you should, drop the character name into imdb search and take a look. :D

1) Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck, tv)
2) Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives, tv)
3) Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv)
4) Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, tv)  ???
5) Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey's Anatomy, tv)
6) Anthony (Tony) Dinozzo (NCIS, tv)
7) Jim Halpert (The Office, tv) ???
8) James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost, tv)
9) Danny Taylord (Without a Trace, tv) - ???
10) Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds, tv) - ???
11) Noah Bennet (Heroes, tv)            (Horn-rimmed glasses man is fantastic and loveable, but I would not touch him EVER.)
12) Michael Scofield (Prison Break, tv) 
13) Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian (Scrubs, tv)
14) Sam Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
15) Chandler Bing (Friends, tv)
16) Jack Bauer (24, tv)
17) Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie)
18) Westley (The Princess Bride, movie)    (Oh, WESTLEY!)
19) Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
20) Rusty Ryan (Ocean's 11, movie)
21) Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY, tv) ???
22) Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY, tv) ???
23) Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA, tv) - ???
24) Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA, tv) - ???
25) Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek, tv) - ????
26) Dr. James Wilson (House, M.D., tv)  (Tricky. I love Wilson to tiny little pieces but don't know if he's shagable. I probably would, though.)
27) Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, tv) - ???
28) Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride & Prejudice)
29) Jools Sivite (Spooks, tv)  ???
30) Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood, tv)
31) Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11, movie)
32) Jack Bristow (Alias, tv)           (Again, so much love. What's up with the older guys huh? But doing him? No, thanks)
33) Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood, tv)
34) The Doctor (Doctor Who, tv - Nine)
35) Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean, movies)
37) John Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
38) Eric Delko (CSI: Miami, tv)  ???
39) Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, tv) -???
40) Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, movies) ???
42) Gene Hunt (Life on Mars, tv)                     (Ah, my "shame shag" or as we say in Dutch "foute fuck")
43) Dean Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
44) Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
45) Mick St. John (Moonlight, tv)
46) Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv)            
47) Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties, tv) - ?
48) Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights, tv) - ?
49) Peter Petrelli (Heroes, tv)
50) Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars, tv) - ???
51) Rodney McKay (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) - ???
52) Chris Keller (Oz, tv) - ???
53) Mohinder Suresh (Heroes, tv)
54) John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) - ???
55) Dr. Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG-1, tv) ???
56) Alec McDowell (Dark Angel, tv) - ???
57) Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
58) Priestly (Ten Inch Hero, movie) - ???
59) Jason Teague (Smallville, tv) -???
60) Angelus (BtVS, Angel, tv) 
61) Logan/Wolverine (X-Men, movie)
62) Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls, tv)     (I know, I know)   
63) Sam Tyler (Life on Mars, tv)
64) Harold Saxon/The Master (Doctor Who, tv)
65) Ianto Jones (Torchwood, tv)
66) Steven Hyde (That 70s Show, tv)
67) Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv) - ???
68) Mason (Dead Like Me, tv) - ???
69) Robbie Turner (Atonement, movie)    (It's James MAC!)
70) Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv) - ???
71) Chris Miles (Skins, tv)
72) Tony Stonem (Skins, tv)    (He's a bastard, but he's nice to look at)
73) Dexter Morgan (Dexter, tv)
74) Reed Garrett (CSI: NY, tv) -???
75) Greg Sanders (CSI, tv)  -???
76) Nick Stokes (CSI, tv) -???
77) Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv) -???
78) Charlie Pace (LOST, tv)
79) Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)    
80) Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)     (They're hobbits, for crying out loud)
81) Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl, tv)
82) Ryan Atwood (The OC, tv)
83) Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma, movie) -???
84) Brendan Frye (Brick, movie) -???
85) Seeley Booth (Bones, tv)
86) Noah Calhoun (The Notebook, movie)
87) Scott Valens (Cold Case, tv) - ???
88) Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl, tv)
89) Edward Cullen (Twilight, movie, book)    (Robert Pattinson. Yes, please!)
90) Emmett Cullen (Twilight, movie, book)
91) Louis Connelly (August Rush, movie) -???
92) Alex Karev (Grey's Anatomy, tv)
93) Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama, movie)
94) Tyler Gage (Step Up, movie) -???
95) Denny Duquette (Grey's Anatomy, tv)
96) Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill, tv) - ???
97) Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls, tv)
98) Sid Jenkins (Skins, tv)
99) Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights, tv) - ???
100) Cappie (Greek, tv)
101) Doug Ross (ER, tv)
102) Smith Jerrod (SATC, tv) 
103) Ted Mosby (HIMYM, tv) -???
104) Spike (Notting Hill, movie)                               (Too weird for words)
105) Robert Chase (House M.D., tv)
106) Jack O'Neill (Stargate: SG-1, tv) -???
107) Ned "The Pie Maker" (Pushing Daisies, tv)             (I cannot stress this enough: YES YES YES)
108) Jack Sheppard (Lost, tv)
109) Jasper Hale (Twilight, movie, book)
110) Harry Potter (Harry Potter, movie, book)
111) Sirius Black (Harry Potter, movie, book)   (I would definitely shag young fanfiction Sirius, though)
112) Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd, musical, film)
113) Ron Weasley (Harry Potter, movie, book)
114) Ronon Dex (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) - ???
115) Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film)
116) Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film)
117) Don Flack (CSI: NY, tv) -???
118) Bob Brown (The Unit, tv) - ???
119) Don Epps (Numb3rs, tv) - ???
120) Nathan Scott (One Tree Hill, tv) - ???
121) Sayid Jarrah (Lost, tv)
122) Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
123) Dr. Sheldon Hawkes (CSI:NY, tv) -???
124) Tim Speedle (CSI: Miami) -???
125) Andy Bernard (The Office, tv) -???
126) Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report, tv) -???
127) Paulie Bleeker (Juno, movie)             (He's too cute for words, but not really a turn on, I'm afraid)
128) Kevin Doyle (27 Dresses, movie) -???
129) Lawrence Kutner (House M.D., tv)
130) Colby Granger (Numb3rs, tv) - ???
131) Jayne Cobb (Firefly, tv) -???
132) Adam Monroe (Heroes, tv)
133) Julian Sark (Alias, tv)
134) Methos (Highlander, tv) - ???
135) Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffy/Angel, tv) -??? 
136) Wash (Firefly, tv) -???
137) Carson Beckett (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) - ???
138) Cameron Mitchell (Stargate: SG-1, tv) -???
139) Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty, tv)
140) Major Lorne (Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, tv) - ???
141) Fox Mulder (The X-Files, tv)
142) The Joker (tv, comic books, movie)                            (Seriously, who puts all these scary characters in this list?)
143) Sylar (Heroes, tv)
144) Chuck (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) - ???
145) Zack (Bones, tv)
146) Niles Crane (Frasier, tv) - ???
147) Gambit (X-men, comics)
148) Captain John Hart (Torchwood, tv)
150) Lestat d'Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book) -???
151) Louis de Pointe du Lac (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book) -???
152) Stephen Hart (Primeval, tv) - ???
153) Dr. Mark Sloan (Grey's Anatomy, tv)
154) Castiel (Supernatural, tv) -???
155) Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk (The Tudors, tv)  -???
156) Speed Racer (Speed Racer, movie) -???
157) St. John Allerdyce (X-men, movies) -???
158) Neo (The Matrix, movie)
159) Dorian Grey (The Picture of Dorian Grey, book)        (Haha)
160) John Mitchell (Being Human, tv)                         (But only the actor who played him in the pilot)
161) Simon Tam (Firefly, tv) -???
162) William Miller (Almost Famous, movie) - ???
163) A.J. Crowley (Good Omens, book)                               (Sooooooo badass)
164) Samuel T. Anders (Battlestar Galactica, tv)
165) Rex Racer/Racer X (Speed Racer, movie) -???
166) John Crichton (Farscape, tv) -???
167) Desmond Hume (Lost, tv)
168) Eric Yorkie (Twilight, movies not book) -???
169) Barney Stinson (HIMYM, tv) -???
170) Kyon (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, anime) - ???
171) Dr Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds, tv) - ???
172) Daniel Faraday (Lost, tv)
173) Will Tippin (Alias, tv)
174) Alan Shore (Boston Legal, tv) -???
175) Josh Lyman (The West Wing, tv) - ???
176) Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, book) -???
177) Arthur (Merlin, tv)                                               (UHM YES PLEASE)
178) Jamie Crawford (The Demon's Lexicon, book) - ???
179) Chuck Bartowski (Chuck, tv) -???
180) Captain Mal Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity, tv, movie) -???
181) Tyler Durden (Fight Club, movie)
182) Remus Lupin (Harry Potter, book, movie)
183) Ando Masahashi (Heroes, tv)
184) Cooper Freedman (Private Practice, tv) - ???
185) Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break, tv)
186) Seth Cohen (The O.C., tv)
187) Lee Adama (Battlestar Galactica, tv)
188) Kirk Gleason (Gilmore Girls, tv)
189) Michael Weston (Burn Notice, tv) - ???
190) Henry Spencer (Psych, tv) -???
191) Brain Spilner (Fast and Furious, movie) - ???
192) Dom Torretto (F&F, movie) - ???
193) Rome (Fast and Furious 2, movie) - ???
194) Logan Cale (Dark Angel, tv) -???
195) L.J. Gibbs (NCIS, tv)
196) The Doctor (Doctor Who, tv, Ten)
197) Frank Hopkins (Hidalgo, movie) -???
198) Charlie Crews (Life, tv) -???
199) Joe (Bend it Like Beckham, movie)
200) Hiro Nakamura (Heroes, tv)
201) Lucian (Underworld, movie) -???
202) Ben (Secret Diary of a Call Girl, tv)
203) Casanova (Casanova, bbc movie)
204) Mickey Smith (Doctor Who, tv)
205) Xander Harris (BtVS, tv)
206) Angel (BtVS, Angel, tv)
207) Harry Dresden (The Dresden Files, books) - ???
208) Patrick Jane (The Mentalist, TV)
209) Agent Wayne Rigsby (The Mentalist, TV)  -???
210) Charles Gunn (Angel, TV) -???
211) Tony Stark (Iron Man, comics, movie) -??? 
212) Jax Teller (Sons of Anarchy, TV) - ???
213) Jim Ellison (The Sentinel, TV) - ???
214) Tim McGee (NCIS, TV) -???
215) Michael Garibaldi (Babylon 5, TV) - ???
216) Captain Awesome (Chuck, TV) -???
217) Matt Parkman (Heroes, TV)
218) Shawn Spencer (Psych, TV) -???
219) Duncan Kane (Veronica Mars, TV) - ???
220) Joe Morelli (Stephanie Plum, books) - ???
221) Richard Winters (Band of Brothers, TV) - ???
222) Riley Finn (BtVS, tv) -???
223) Eugene Roe (Band of Brothers, TV) - ???
224) Charles “Trip” Tucker (Star Trek Enterprise, TV) -???
225) Captain Archer (Star Trek Enterprise, TV) -???
226) Malcolm Reed (Star Trek Enterprise, TV) -???
227) Julian Bashir (Star Trek Deep Space Nine, TV)  -???
228) Richard Castle (Castle, TV) -???
229) Bryce Larkin (Chuck, TV) -???
230) Paul Ballard (Dollhouse, TV) - ???
232) Topher Brink (Dollhouse, TV) - ???
233) Iolaus (Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, TV)
234) Luke Danes (Gilmore Girls, TV)
235) Han Solo (Star Wars, Film, Books)
236) JJ Jones (Skins, TV)                                 (Much as I love him)

237) Jude (Across The Universe, film)
238) Harry Kennedy (The Vicar of Dibley, TV)
239) Donald Scripps (The History Boys, play, film)
240) DS James Hathaway (Lewis, TV)

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