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Being utterly bored this morning, I popped in the copy of Happy Feet that my flatmate lent to me last night. It was a Chinese bootleg, so just like the famous Star Wars bootleg, the whole movie (even though in English) had nonsensical English subtitles.
"Don't eat yellow snow?"
"Open your little beak."
"Gloria? Clive?"
"Jump and move!"
"Bow down."
"Take a moment, and let it come to you."
"My stomach hurts, I gotta pee."
"Don't be so snooty-booty."