crazy people are funny
Cory and I met a very interesting woman last night. We were headed over to a friends house and as we crossed the street we encountered a woman laying on the sidewalk. Cory almost stepped on her. He stopped to make sure she was alright because seriously who lays on the sidewalk at 10 PM at night in 30 degree weather. He asked her if she was okay 3 times without a response and by the fourth time she finally came to enough to realize we were there. We ended up talking to her for a spell and she told us many interesting things. For instance, she was married to a 22 year old guy (she claimed to be 53 but looked somewhere in her thirties) that had died and she was about to marry his twin brother in 7 days. She also inherited lots of money and owned a houseboat in Kentucky, which she invited me to come stay on and go on a cruise with her. Her kids wouldn't speak to her anymore because she refused to give them anymore money and so she wasn't allowed to see her grandchildren anymore. We asked her several times if we could walk her home or give her a ride, which she either didn't respond to or pointed to the properties she owned in apparently every cardinal direction from where we were standing. She reeked of alcohol and might have been on something else too- I have no idea. She wasn't just your average bum/crazy person though because she was very well dressed in a brand new North Face jacket. Crazy people are crazy.