A girl like me...
It was an absolute Ka-Razy day at work today. A total of six people called in sick. Albeit a majority of those call-ins had no effect on my shift, but still. It was alot to deal with.
So, we were really busy and short handed and I was working the Customer Services desk. As I was helping a customer look something up, this guy in a Domino's Pizza uniform walks up and puts a coupon down in front of me. He smirks at me and says, "That's just for you." And then he walks off.
Solicitation is illegal in the store, but I was busy and not in the mood to be mean so I didn't try to give it back to him and I didn't toss it in the garbage right then and there in case he turned around to see. Plus, I had the customer, so I was busy.
A few minutes later, when I had a free moment, I noticed that the $5 off my next large, one topping pizza had a message scribbled on it. It said, "A girl like you deserves more than cheap pizza. Call me to find out what I mean." And then his name and number.
I think this officially trumps "Can I smell you?" as the worst pick-up line I have ever gotten. If he really wanted to impress me, he should have bought me a diamond necklace and said I deserved more than precious stones. But apparently I don't. I just deserve more than pizza. That guy was totally not A-Factor.
And then another guy came up to me and said that I looked "stunning" today. On most days, I prolly would have found it creepy (because he was a little), but I was too exhausted to put forward the effort, so I just gave him a cute little smile, blushed appropriately and said thank you in an "aw, shucks" kind of manner.
So, the reviews are in- I was total hotness today. Wanna take my picture?
So, we were really busy and short handed and I was working the Customer Services desk. As I was helping a customer look something up, this guy in a Domino's Pizza uniform walks up and puts a coupon down in front of me. He smirks at me and says, "That's just for you." And then he walks off.
Solicitation is illegal in the store, but I was busy and not in the mood to be mean so I didn't try to give it back to him and I didn't toss it in the garbage right then and there in case he turned around to see. Plus, I had the customer, so I was busy.
A few minutes later, when I had a free moment, I noticed that the $5 off my next large, one topping pizza had a message scribbled on it. It said, "A girl like you deserves more than cheap pizza. Call me to find out what I mean." And then his name and number.
I think this officially trumps "Can I smell you?" as the worst pick-up line I have ever gotten. If he really wanted to impress me, he should have bought me a diamond necklace and said I deserved more than precious stones. But apparently I don't. I just deserve more than pizza. That guy was totally not A-Factor.
And then another guy came up to me and said that I looked "stunning" today. On most days, I prolly would have found it creepy (because he was a little), but I was too exhausted to put forward the effort, so I just gave him a cute little smile, blushed appropriately and said thank you in an "aw, shucks" kind of manner.
So, the reviews are in- I was total hotness today. Wanna take my picture?