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Jul 12, 2006 12:23

Well, Jenny had tons of fun at her bachleorette party last night. We had a great many mishaps and hang-ups, such as P.F. Chang's being slightly uncool with a party of nine girls showing up twenty minutes before close. So we went next door to Pirahna and they could not have been happier to see us. We had some awesome drinks and some good food and ( Read more... )

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corterax July 12 2006, 19:18:03 UTC
I had heard last night that things weren't going as planned, so I called to suggest taking everyone to La Bare to liven things up. I was convinced that a nice and sweaty banana hammock dangling in front of Jenny's face would have made her feel much better. Alas, my call went unanswered.

Did you wear your High Seas Hotties mini-tee?

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brightwithrain July 12 2006, 19:54:45 UTC
well, i hope you don't mean la bare in arlington cause it closed a long time ago...

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corterax July 12 2006, 19:56:05 UTC
I believe there is one in Dallas. I know this because La Bare is one of the sponsors for the Dallas Derby Devils.

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Uh, no dustbowlkid July 12 2006, 20:05:43 UTC
He knows this because he was THERE last night. He's a sucker for banana hammocks himself. He called me in tears, saying this was definitely "the last time" and the he "couldn't continue to hate himself anymore." After he cried it out, he vowed to never again hide who he really is, so without further adieu, please welcome the "real" Wade:

http://images.google.com/images?q=Sir+Elton+John&hl=en

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Re: Uh, no corterax July 12 2006, 20:09:23 UTC

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It’s just my job five days a week... dustbowlkid July 12 2006, 21:22:05 UTC
Yes...I do remember, from your last birthday, it was awesome! But you touching me in such a manner was quite uncomfortable. Do you have any more photos? I am quite a striking fellow.

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Re: It’s just my job five days a week... corterax July 12 2006, 21:47:23 UTC

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Re: It’s just my job five days a week... dustbowlkid July 12 2006, 22:19:46 UTC
You should just quit your job and photoshop full-time, the software is strong in you, my son!

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Re: Uh, no fairieblack July 12 2006, 21:58:35 UTC
Hilarious.

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fairieblack July 12 2006, 21:57:31 UTC
Yeah. Everywhere we went was so loud, I never heard my phone ring. Can't say I'm sorry that I missed it, though. There is no way in hell we would have gone to La Bare.

I did not wear the tee, actually. I had worn it to Caves few nights earlier and it was still in the hamper. Had I the foresight, I might have made sure it was cleaned so that one of the other ladies could wear it if they desired.

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martini_laughs July 13 2006, 15:29:49 UTC
For the millionth time, sorry I spilled on your floor. :\ I still feel bad, especially since it left not a trace on my jeans. And Le Bare (though I have never been) scares me. Men should never wear thongs or speedo-like bottoms.

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fairieblack July 13 2006, 17:20:44 UTC
And for the millionth time, I wasn't worried about the floor. I'm relieved to hear about your pants.
Oh, BTW, my boyfriend found your checkbook at Piranha. He's bringing it to the wedding.

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martini_laughs July 13 2006, 18:32:10 UTC
Tell him he's awesome. I must be a complete loser, because I didn't even realize that I was missing it.

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