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[fairestyarrow]

CALLIE: OMYGODOMYGODOHMYGOD! WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THAT? I HAVE TO PEE!!! (etc for entire trip)

...

ME: Frodo! Heel!
FRODO: What!? I can't walk over *there*. It's muddy! My Paws will get wet!
ME: You roll in poo.
FRODO: Oh. Right. (Walks on snowbank to avoid mud)

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(Neighbor's dog is barking as we go by)
DOG: Rouf! Rouf! RoufRoufRouf!

SOPHIE: Ou! Ou! Ou!