Well that could work but then I'd have to lug all this stuff down to the bakery. I don't know if you notice, but I'm severely lacking in the big and strong department.
No, you'll get stared at like you have two heads. HOw do I even possibly resemble big and strong? Being all of five feet and a hundred pounds and all that.
Buy a dozen muffins get a trash bag full of stuff?
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Well that could work but then I'd have to lug all this stuff down to the bakery. I don't know if you notice, but I'm severely lacking in the big and strong department.
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If I say otherwise will I get slapped?
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No, you'll get stared at like you have two heads. HOw do I even possibly resemble big and strong? Being all of five feet and a hundred pounds and all that.
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Have a muffin, Elisa.
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You're a complete twat sometimes you know that?
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If you didn't like it, you wouldn't be talking to me.
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You are one very lucky SOB, you know that? Having my undying devotion and all.
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It's because I care.
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Uh huh. You keep telling yourself that, bub. You just can't resist me.
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Did you just call me "bub"?
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Yup!
You gotta problem with that bub?
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And what if I do?
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Suck it up and deal, bub!
That's totally your new nickname, bub.
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I'll pout.
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Now that is unfair. You know I can't resist that.
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