An Overflowing Orgasm of "OMG!!!" (Intense fangirl entry to follow...you've been warned)

Jun 06, 2007 01:05

If you have not yet seen "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End,"

what the hell have you been up to?

Call me and I'll drive to meet you and we'll go see it together.  Oh my fucking god, this is the best movie I have seen in years!  The only thing I can think of that even remotely compares to it is "The Prestige."

I'll be honest, I've never gone to the POTC movies because of Orlando and Johnny.  I love the ride and the story...the fact that two amazingly hot men were in it is just an outstanding bonus prize.  hehe

But, dear lord, Orlando Bloom was fucking gorgeous.  Johnny was nice, but Orlando left me speechless.  I stand by the burgundy shirt and I went crazy over the bandana.  I sat in the far back of my chair, gripping my arms throughout the last hour and a half of the movie.  I laughed, I just about cried, I pleaded under breath "Oh, no...please no..."

...and I swear I completely lost it when Orlando made sweet love to Keira's leg.  Full mental orgasm.  *shudders and faints*

Oh, intense fan girl-y-ish-ness here.  But, damn, I deserve it.  I haven't gone this gah-gah in ages...not over Brian, Heath, Matt...or even Ewan.  Oh god...that man is so amazing and downright sexy.

So, uh...who's having their fifth year anniversary with their boyfriend in four days?

orlando bloom, pirates of the carribean, at world's end, pirates of the carribean: at world's end, potc

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