1sentence; Saitou x Sano (Saisa)

[sadlygrove]

Title: 1sentence; Saitou x Sano (Saisa)
Series: Rurouni Kenshin
Pairing: Saitou x Sano (Saisa)
Rating: PG13
Date: Written today
Status: oneshot

And So... 50 completed sentences, with plenty of ;-abuse.

Notes: Written using the Alpha prompt from 1sentence. Posted months earlier than it probably would have been with kuroiyousei's threat of death friendly insistence

Comments

[momentsdrift]

*shriek* OMFG, I didn't know whether you were serious or not when you said you'd post something soon, and you DID POST SOMETHING SOON AND OMFG. These are so so awesome. My favorites:

2 -- The "sweet nothings" bit is soOoOo funny.
7 -- DA HA, he threw a box of candy at Sano's HEAD XD XD XD I can just picture him coming home wis romantic intentions and them getting into a fight and him finally just throwing it at him and leaving.
9 -- *dies* Trust Sano to come up wis that before anyone else in the world.
16 -- I can never get over my own pain at that stupid Saitou-gets-beat-up scene, and I fucking love that idea of Sano needing to "break something then, even if it was his own fist." Absolutely brilliant.
18 -- Sano suggesting that Saitou's ass is fat makes me imagine him starting to rap, "I like big butts and I cannot lie." Saitou would probably do more than just kick him in the head at that point, though.
19 -- Stupid Sano, stop traveling wisout Saitou.
22 -- For some reason, "flirting with you and your stupid head" is make me laugh so hard XD XD
28 -- AAAWWWWWWW
40 -- HAH, I love it when Saitou wants Sano and Sano doesn't notice XD Uh, as long as he notices eventually, of course.
42 -- OMG, that is so so sweet. Saitou has a heart and it shows for Sano (and probably nobody else) *__*
43 -- Da ha, "smart-ish, incredibly motivated when kicked in the head a few times..." That's awesome.
45 -- *DED* OK, somebody needs to freaking write that fic for real, OMFG. That is the greatest idea I've ever heard. Seriously. *DED*
47 -- AWW SO CUTE OMG

Yeah, you definitely win twelve prizes today for this. Or maybe fifty prizes! You have made me so so so so so so so so happy. I'm so glad you posted this instead of waiting. Why would you have waited? T__T Sad idea. Thank you for not waiting! I am so pleased to have read this, I'm going to be ecstatic all day thinking about it!

Oh, and I don't have to force you to kill yourself ^__^

[sadlygrove]

9 -- *dies* Trust Sano to come up wis that before anyone else in the world.

History was made that day!
Sano: Call 1-900-LUV-SANO for a good time!
Saitou: What.
Alexander Graham Bell: *nosebleed*

16 -- I can never get over my own pain at that stupid Saitou-gets-beat-up scene, and I fucking love that idea of Sano needing to "break something then, even if it was his own fist." Absolutely brilliant.

When Kenshin got stabbed, Sano was just like "Oh, that's teh sux." But then when Saitou gets wrecked, Sano flips the fuck out. Just sayin'...

22 -- For some reason, "flirting with you and your stupid head" is make me laugh so hard XD XD

"Ahou, apparently you're too stupid to even notice when some creep is flirting with you and your stupid head..." Gee, pot call kettle black, Saitou..?

I've had this like... half-done sitting on my computer for MONTHS now >_> Looks like I just needed a little motivation. as usual!

[momentsdrift]

I am overcome wis giggles at that phone thing. Also still "you and your stupid head."

I am so glad you became motivated ^__^ Now I will read them all again!