What Better Way!
What Better Way to Celebrate my Day than by all of its Colorful Quotes!
"Kiki is Juju"
"With all that hump in your trunk"
"I think anyone with a penis that big could never refuse what anyones got to offer"
"I dont love your breasts...that much"
"Im not an ass man, Im a penis man"
"I know that waiter, I fucked that waiter"
"Look, they are right here (breasts) why cant people just reach over and touch them? I want you to touch them!"
"Sex and the City makes me really horny" "me too!"
"Thank you, it makes me feel good when people tell me Im pretty because my boyfriend doesnt touch me and then I feel unattractive"
"I just ran into your stair railing"
"Patrick, half of your ass is showing" "Half of his ass is always showing"
"Im not wearing a bra"
"Adam Brody, hottest Jew ever, hands down."
"Jews are number one!"
"Wait how big are you? Or is it just really girthy?"
"Your butt looks funny because of they way your panties fit"
"You're a fairy...from Parie"
"Does this look cute?" "You are asking someone wearing a sonbreo and fairy wings."
"Keep quiet about the G-Factor" (A while later) "Yeah, I didnt know what the G-Factor was, I thought it was some kind of underwear or something."
Said by: Laurel, Jamie, Amy, Kena, Patrick or "Sex and the City"
"Kiki is Juju"
"With all that hump in your trunk"
"I think anyone with a penis that big could never refuse what anyones got to offer"
"I dont love your breasts...that much"
"Im not an ass man, Im a penis man"
"I know that waiter, I fucked that waiter"
"Look, they are right here (breasts) why cant people just reach over and touch them? I want you to touch them!"
"Sex and the City makes me really horny" "me too!"
"Thank you, it makes me feel good when people tell me Im pretty because my boyfriend doesnt touch me and then I feel unattractive"
"I just ran into your stair railing"
"Patrick, half of your ass is showing" "Half of his ass is always showing"
"Im not wearing a bra"
"Adam Brody, hottest Jew ever, hands down."
"Jews are number one!"
"Wait how big are you? Or is it just really girthy?"
"Your butt looks funny because of they way your panties fit"
"You're a fairy...from Parie"
"Does this look cute?" "You are asking someone wearing a sonbreo and fairy wings."
"Keep quiet about the G-Factor" (A while later) "Yeah, I didnt know what the G-Factor was, I thought it was some kind of underwear or something."
Said by: Laurel, Jamie, Amy, Kena, Patrick or "Sex and the City"