Over the river and through the woods

[faintbynumber]

Why the hell did I ever leave the normal ship part of the ship!? I could deal with the city, but this...

[ He pokes one of the statues with the staff he picked up, then leans heavily on said staff. ]I've been walking all fucking day and I feel like I haven't gotten anywhere! Has anyone found anything other than trees and animals and these weird

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[hellcommander]

Fuck, see? I'm not the only one that found an infinite loop in the path!

[faintbynumber]

We definitely should've expected there to be a lot more traps between us and where we wanna be, even after the hallways and the city. This is just getting insane though.

[hellcommander]

I tried to make a map, man.

Ended up looking like a retarded kid on crack took a pencil and closed his eyes.

[faintbynumber]

Yeah, and I tried to memorize it. After a while everything just started to look the same.

[ Oh hay, something you've got catches his eye. ]

... Is that a sword?

[hellcommander]

I even marked the trees. Fucking stupid forest...

[he blinks, then holds up the "sword". Looks more like a long, flat stick that someone attempted to make look like a sword]

What, this thing? Yeah, I guess that's what it's supposed to be.

[faintbynumber]

Damn...

That's weird. Why do you even have it? It doesn't look like it could cut anything. Maybe give splinters, but that's about it.

[hellcommander]

Yeah, it cuts through leaves and shit, but that's really about it. And by "cut" I mean "whack the fuck apart".

I don't know, why do you have that stupid stick?

[faintbynumber]

It's actually kind of useful.

Like, for leaning on. And poking things with.

[hellcommander]

Yeah, see? You don't have a good reason either!

[faintbynumber]

That's a totally legit reason!

[hellcommander]

Yeah, so my reason is just as good! Besides, sticks and stuff are good to have in a forest, I guess.