Fall Cleaning

Sep 07, 2003 22:46

So I was sorting out old papers from school last year, since my first day of school is tomorrow when I came upon an interesting piece of paper. It was a compilation of entrepreneurial ideas for when I completed all of my schooling. The list goes as following (It's short):

1. Kidnapping illegal immigrants and selling them as slave labor off of eBay.

2. Selling drugs in pop rocks baggies. They'd be "Crack Rocks"

3. Open a lemonade stand but with vodka and hard liquor so motorists can take the edge off while driving in residential neighborhoods with large populations of children. Children that my sister babysit for...

4. Make a lot of pot brownies and form my own bake sale. Then precede to charge 5 bucks per brownie in the hope of getting people that normally wouldn't get high, extremely stoned.

Poll Ideas!
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