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andy is...:a asshole you're...:my bitch i like monkies:and i can not lie band is...:Daband now man. damn dont you watch mtv can sex wait:no. no it cant most horrible word...:cant 'love' is used too often:is it? ..sure it is speaking in rhyme is...:fun, and passes the time woohu is...:not even cool man. your not right. football is...:at the mall? is cheerleading a sport?:is body hair a turn on? blondes are...:really red heads midgets are...:.... you hate...:MYSELF ( i kid... i kid) i love me. bananas are...:yellow... sunsets are...:yellow.. tattoos...:yellow? school is...:about to start again. damn you. my favorite thing is...:music. music...:right now, elton john favorite feature in the opposite sex is...:i'm sucker for a big penis myself... but before that..i'm all about eyes (yea i know ) instant messaging is...:for rich people favorite flower is...:GIRL FLOWER (POWER MY BAD) pictures are...:evil. milk is...:evil too. this survey...:almost done. shoes...:are my lovers. favorite season is...:spring re-makes of old movies are...:pointless..leave them be Jennifer love Hewit.
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The BasicsMale/Female:I DONT KNOW... Heterosexual/homosexual/bisexual?:BI Are you certain of your sexual orientation?:yea If not, why arn't you? If you are, how do you know?:Beacause god told me so. Your age:17 How often do you think about sex in a normal day?:depends. 2..3 times a day. How often do you think about other sexual acts besides intercourse?:nosy bitch. Have you ever had sex?:yea Do you like...Vaginal sex:yea Anal sex:no Oral sex:yea Fingering/handjobs:yea Something not mentioned above that you like:nope Which of the above do you prefer?:can i have it all doc. smith? IntrestsWhat (if any) fetishes do you have?:none that i can think of at this time. Do you like sexual situations with more than one person?:yea With several people of the same sex?:sure The opposite sex?:cha Or even sexual situations with several people of diffrent sexes?:yes.yes If you haven't tried any of the above, might you in the future? Why/Why not:yes, i'll soon be trying with the crazy chrissy and one of her hot stupid friends. Do you have a steady partner?:no Do you use protection?:no..i want to get pregnant and contract a sexual disease. How important is foreplay to you:so.so The KissDo you like kissing people/a person?:cha What is your favorite part of kissing?:girl- breast.. guy-nuts.. (yea nuts) Tounge or no tounge?:i like no tounge, but if you put it in i want be pissed. Where is the best place to be kissed (on your body):Vagina...tits.. Where is the worst place to be kissed (on your body):kneck Who do you wish you could kiss?:right now..justin How important is kissing in a serious relationship?:1-10...emmm....7.5/6..ok 6. And...What's your favorite sexual position:dont have one. Where is the oddest place you've ever had sex:nothing to odd. Where do you want to have sex:in a elavator Would you mind if people watched?:yes...and no.. leaning to the yes How important is sex in your life:it's not. Name a fantasy you have:all the strippers dance for me and touch me and a fine guy comes in and i hump him(no sex just hump) and we all have sex. the guy leaves.....and watches and jacks off to it. Do you like having sex...With toys?:no In the dark or light?:dark Outside?:no...HELL NO. In costume?:no man, but she can wear one. In bondage?:no Submissive/dominate?:dominate.. and submissive one and a blue moon. With lubricant?:yup Flavored condoms?:w/e With anything else unusual?:i'm up for anything my friend. Finally...Do you like this survey?:sure
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