idk Omegle ftw
Hey guys!! I'm new, I'm from the U.S., and failross makes me lmao \o/ Like, seriously, best site/people ever.
So this post is kind of not a fail, but I had to post it somewhere since it pretty much made my day (along with some other things that happened on Aug. 27, some of which you may already know of).
So I was on Omegle the other day, and even though I don't mind a normal conversation, I usually go there for the lols and play with the trolls. This was one of those times, and I think you'll be able to tell how this relates to Ryan after the very first message.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: you like cock.
You: depends
Stranger: on..?
You: on whose body it is...
Stranger: that's a good point.
You: do you?
Stranger: nah...
Stranger: ohhhhhh
Stranger: I had an epiphany...
You: about?
Stranger: I do like cock.
You: what made you change your mind?
Stranger: MY cock!
You: oh I see..
You: I mean not literally, but yeah
Stranger: haha...but as far as other cocks, not really.
You: hmm, I suppose that makes tou straight, then =)
You: you*
You: captain obvious told me so
Stranger: yes, indeed :)
Stranger: He's a great guy, kinda makes people look dumb though.
You: true, ture
You: true*
Stranger: what about you...whose cock do you like?
You: well I hear ryan ross has a monstercock, so..
Stranger: Ryan! We compared once...
You: really? interesting... what were the results of the event?
Stranger: Well, it was considered a draw, because although mine was supposedly longer, his did curve to the left, giving him a disadvantage.
You: xDDDDDDDD omg you just made my day :D
Stranger: Cool :D I try my best.
Stranger: lol...so....
You: wait... your sentence doesn't make sense anymore..
Stranger: Which sentence, and why not?
You: if yours was larger, that's a plus for you. if his had a disadvantage, that's a minus for him. that doesn't add up to a draw.
Stranger: Let me rephrase: It was contended that although mine was longer by a head, his curved to the left, eaning that there was a possibility, based on the pythagorean theorem, that his cock was in fact the same size. SO it was a draw, because of his disadvantage. Were there no curvature, I would have won.
You: ohhhhh I see... see? geometry solves everything..
Stranger: yep...who knew?
Stranger: so...whats next in our oh-so-illustrious conversation?
You: hmm, I don't know.... so many theories and hypotheses to discuss...
Stranger: truly.
You: so... tell me about yourself.. how old are you?
Stranger: I am 19 years old.
Stranger: you?
You: I am 16 =)
Stranger: Nice.
Stranger: Anything else you wanna know?
You: Hm... I don't know...
Stranger: lol...
Stranger: there are millions of questions to ask!
You: I know, it's so hard to choose!
You: so... what are you doing at the moment?
Stranger: I am currently surfing the internet.
You: nice.. I'm doing the same
Stranger: Great minds think alike.
You: Of course.
Stranger: haha, if only there were a better wya to cure this boredom.
Stranger: *way
You: heh, yeah
You: Gosh, you're so cool and everything, but I really gotta go D=
Stranger: I understand...
Stranger: And ditto on the coolness
You: Why, thank you!
Stranger: No, thank YOU...and my Ryan Ross-like cock.
You: You just made me flail...
Stranger: lol...I hope that's a good thing.
You: yes :D
Stranger: good!
You: Well goodbye to you and your RyRo-like cock! *waves*
Stranger: Goodbye! *cock waves*
You: XDXDXDXD lol bye XD
Stranger: bye :)
You have disconnected.
Oh by the way it's Spencer's birthday today so happy birthday!!! =)