So, hey, did you know that if you fiddle with the coding, you can make "Ryan" say whatever the hell you want him to and make it look like an authentic LJ comment? Go here, download the html file. When you've got it, right-click and open as Notepad (or Text Edit for mac users). Scroll down to the bottom and change the comment text to whatever you want, and save it as an .html file. (make sure when it says "save as type: txt documents" to change it to "all files") Then double click the file, and it should open in your internet browser. Screencap and show us the results!
(If my instructions don't make sense, tell me and I'll try to make them more clear, And if you don't want to download it, just copy/paste this text into notepad/textedit and then continue as above.)