Look, I know you're socially retarded, Ryan. But
we've had this conversation before, don't you remember? If not, let me recap for you:
You. Are. Not. Subtle.
Face it, Ross. It is not your forte. You simply radiate too much fail to ever not be noticeable.
And I know I said that being smooth was Jon's strong suit, but that doesn't mean that by pretending to stretch in order to rub his neck, some of his awesome will rub off on you.