Now there's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
Anyone seen a movie recently? I saw Hitchhiker's Guide last week, I rather liked it. I went with lamentofday. We went to a Regal/Edward's Theaters, why? Because I have coupons! Hey, fuck you, movies cost like 10 bucks. I can get tickets for 6 so naa naah na na nah! Anyways, I absolutely REFUSE to go to an AMC theater, because while they have coupons in the little book, you have to fucking mail in for them. What the fuck kinda shit is that? Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery MY ASS. I want instant gratification, Im just that kind of girl. So anyways, lamentofday and I sit down (in the nosebleed section, just in case any morons need to have M&M's thrown at them), it's about 15-20 minutes until the movie is supposed to start, and on the screen two asshats are dressed in weird clothes doing so kids show crap promotions for Nickelodeon. After the idiocy, we get to see a commercial (buy a honda), then a "inside look" at a movie (good lord DONT go see Interpreter), then another commercial (some new PS game...wooo), then a "touching" and "heartfelt" look at NBC's fucking Good Morning America, (Jesus fucking christ, how many times do I HAVE to fucking see Al Roker's fat ass saggy, ugly face before someone realizes HE is the reason there is poverty in the world!?), after that there are 16 more commercials (the only one worth watching is the Fandango one ((boy, how I LOOOOVE those paper bags!!)), 75 coke commercials, like the GIANT monster size inflated cup of soda in the damned lobby, didnt give me the clue they serve coke), after that I get to see a promo for the re-release of the 10th anniversary edition of Matilda...precious....I DONT GIVE A FUCK. Jesus cock-sucking christ, what the fuck does these asshole morons WANT from me, no one that was our age when that movie came out wants to see it now, and kids want blood, sex and booze these days, THEY DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THAT SNOT NOSED LITTLE GIRL AND HER SHIT PARENTS. FUCK. So...after all of this, they do a rundown of what they just showed....OH boy! Then the fucker (you know the guy, Mr Movie-phone, I want to rip him open and burn his nipples) goes, If you missed any of "the 20" (apparently thats what they call this piece of shit they just showed, cleverly, it's because it starts 20 min before the movie! Damn, someone's good!), try to get to the theater early. Let me say that again so it sinks in, TRY TO GET TO THE THEATER EARLIER Are they fucking crazy!? I try to get there as late as humanly possible so I DONT HAVE TO SEE BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. Do you go to the theater early to catch up on Al Roker?! (If the answer to that is yes, then you will pay with an eternity in hellfire) Im not sure if they pull this crap in other chains, I certainly hope they dont. I still refuse to go to AMC but I may have to rethink that if they dont have Roker.
Oh yeah, and to all the fuckers who got all butt hurt about my "things not to do on LJ" post, IT WAS A JOKE. Go back to fucking your sister and leave me the fuck alone, if you cant handle some of the shit I say, well...then I guess you should kill yourself, cause I DONT FUCKING GIVE A SHIT. Fuck off and die, kthxbye!
Oh yeah, and to all the fuckers who got all butt hurt about my "things not to do on LJ" post, IT WAS A JOKE. Go back to fucking your sister and leave me the fuck alone, if you cant handle some of the shit I say, well...then I guess you should kill yourself, cause I DONT FUCKING GIVE A SHIT. Fuck off and die, kthxbye!