Fun at the Mellow Mushroom
Woo wasn't last nite an experience. let me write down a few of the highlites
First we (me, shan-man, sara, mel, and edward) walked up and down King St. looking for a restaurant to eat at. I wanted to go to Mellow Mushroom the whole time, but some of them weren't too enthusiastic about the idea. We ended up eating there anyway, as it is the best. But tonite it really wasn't the best. We sat upstairs under a leaky vent which dripped all over shan-man, didn't get any silverware for a long time, and, to top it all off, our waiter smelled like ass! We thought that maybe it could have been his nasty hair which was nothing but a pile of dreadlocks. Ew. Hmm..the food was fine. But ANYWAY, the bill situation was a little confusing to me. Mel and I paid for ours together, and the rest paid for their own. Mel told me she was leaving a 2 something dollar tip. I guess the rest of them didnt' leave a tip, because when we were leaving, the waiter came outside and was like "was there something wrong with the service? I mean, I just counted up the money and there was only about a dollar something tip. This is what I do for a living. I only get 2.15 an hour and that's for taxes." I was like "umm..if I had more money I'd give it to you..But the girl inside (mel and sara were in the restroom) said she left 2 dollars or something." LOL as if that was to make it better. But yea, the guy just stood there like we were going to beg for forgiveness and give him all our money. Nuh-uh, buddy, when your ass stinks, your tip is automatically taken away. He's lucky he got a dollar. So in return, he gave us a bit of enlightenment on dining-out-manners.
"If you dont' have enough money to leave a tip, you shouldn't go out and eat."
--Stinky Mellow Mushroom Waiter, 2004
After telling the guy we didn't have anymore money, the first thing we did was make our way over to Cold Stone, and we all bought icecream. My Paradise Found was really really good. It had white chocolate icecream, coconut bits, and pineapple. *mMm* We ate our icecream on the way to the car, which was another event. We laughed a whole bunch about stupid stuff. "no, dont' stop. I don't want to lose my momentum! Keep pedaling!"
When we got to the parking garage, Sara was like..10 feet from the elevator, and she all of a sudden tripped over a curb, and ran her shoulder into this metal bar. LmAo it was the funniest thing that happened all nite. She's probably hurting like hell, now <3
We went to Shan-man's house and watched Big Brother5. Then Dr. 90210. OMG that show is soo funny. "terd world country." "Whenever I eat chicken, I always compare it to having implants in my ass!"
After this exciting time, Shannon took us all home. Edward stayed at my house again, and we watched The Wizard of Oz. That's like, the greatest movie, ever.
Those sweet memories will always be dear to me.
And no matter what was said..
I will never forget what we had
Remember The Time
First we (me, shan-man, sara, mel, and edward) walked up and down King St. looking for a restaurant to eat at. I wanted to go to Mellow Mushroom the whole time, but some of them weren't too enthusiastic about the idea. We ended up eating there anyway, as it is the best. But tonite it really wasn't the best. We sat upstairs under a leaky vent which dripped all over shan-man, didn't get any silverware for a long time, and, to top it all off, our waiter smelled like ass! We thought that maybe it could have been his nasty hair which was nothing but a pile of dreadlocks. Ew. Hmm..the food was fine. But ANYWAY, the bill situation was a little confusing to me. Mel and I paid for ours together, and the rest paid for their own. Mel told me she was leaving a 2 something dollar tip. I guess the rest of them didnt' leave a tip, because when we were leaving, the waiter came outside and was like "was there something wrong with the service? I mean, I just counted up the money and there was only about a dollar something tip. This is what I do for a living. I only get 2.15 an hour and that's for taxes." I was like "umm..if I had more money I'd give it to you..But the girl inside (mel and sara were in the restroom) said she left 2 dollars or something." LOL as if that was to make it better. But yea, the guy just stood there like we were going to beg for forgiveness and give him all our money. Nuh-uh, buddy, when your ass stinks, your tip is automatically taken away. He's lucky he got a dollar. So in return, he gave us a bit of enlightenment on dining-out-manners.
"If you dont' have enough money to leave a tip, you shouldn't go out and eat."
--Stinky Mellow Mushroom Waiter, 2004
After telling the guy we didn't have anymore money, the first thing we did was make our way over to Cold Stone, and we all bought icecream. My Paradise Found was really really good. It had white chocolate icecream, coconut bits, and pineapple. *mMm* We ate our icecream on the way to the car, which was another event. We laughed a whole bunch about stupid stuff. "no, dont' stop. I don't want to lose my momentum! Keep pedaling!"
When we got to the parking garage, Sara was like..10 feet from the elevator, and she all of a sudden tripped over a curb, and ran her shoulder into this metal bar. LmAo it was the funniest thing that happened all nite. She's probably hurting like hell, now <3
We went to Shan-man's house and watched Big Brother5. Then Dr. 90210. OMG that show is soo funny. "terd world country." "Whenever I eat chicken, I always compare it to having implants in my ass!"
After this exciting time, Shannon took us all home. Edward stayed at my house again, and we watched The Wizard of Oz. That's like, the greatest movie, ever.
Those sweet memories will always be dear to me.
And no matter what was said..
I will never forget what we had
Remember The Time