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failhound

FOUR.

Jul 24, 2010 18:56

• VIDEO •

[... CRACK.]

[this poor communicator has been through a lot, but today it seems to have been abandoned on the ground; you get a partial view of sky and anonymous buildings in some unidentifiable corner of the city]

--back here! Hey! Stop-- [SMACK.] Ow! I'm not letting you get away ( Read more... )

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failhound July 25 2010, 03:22:35 UTC

[OH YOU.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS THE PLOW-IN OF THE CENTURY AS NORA TURNS THE CORNER, RUNNING FASTER THAN YOUR STUBBY EMPIRE LEGS.

HAVE A PILE-UP.]

LOOK-- OW!

couldbegermany July 25 2010, 03:27:33 UTC

((JLKJLKJLKJLKJLKJ

DED.

HOW COULD YOU?!

BUT NOT HE JUST IS KIND OF LAYING THERE... THEN JUMPS UP.))

WHERE DID IT GO?

failhound July 25 2010, 03:29:28 UTC

[IT'S BECAUSE I AM THE BEST AT PWNING YOUR MUSES, OBVS.

HE'S STILL SITTING ON THE GROUND AND JUST... BLINKS.]

Huh? Where'd you come from? And--

[JUMPS UP TOO AND LOOMS IN FRONT OF YOU.]

And that's my jelly and you can't have it!

mightbegermany July 25 2010, 03:31:16 UTC

((ATTEMPTS TO LOOK BIGGER THAN, BUT HE'S ONLY LIKE TEN APPLES TALL.))

I see no label on that creature, and it is on my land!

failhound July 25 2010, 03:33:52 UTC

[HE EATS APPLES FOR BREAKFAST wait. You are so intimidating he doesn't even step on you.]

... You're too short to own any land! An' this is a lab, anyway!

mightbegermany July 25 2010, 03:40:45 UTC

I am the Holy Roman Empire! I claim any land I want to!

failhound July 25 2010, 03:43:09 UTC

Well, I'm a demon, so you can't holy me or whatever! And you can't claim it if it's a lab, 'cause you're part of the experiment!

[There is logic in there somewhere. Perhaps.]

mightbegermany July 25 2010, 03:44:04 UTC

I claim this lab, then! You are my experiment, demon!

failhound July 25 2010, 03:48:08 UTC

... Huh?

[What is this FRIDGE LOGIC.]

You can't! I'm not anybody's experiment!

couldbegermany July 25 2010, 03:54:12 UTC

I have no time for this argument. Good day. My boss will send out his order for the land soon.

failhound July 25 2010, 03:58:26 UTC

[He growls and picks you right up off the ground by the front of your collar. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT.]

Oh, yeah? Well, I'm not gonna let you or your boss do anything stupid like that.

1/2 couldbegermany July 25 2010, 03:59:57 UTC

((lkjasldjlkj;lkj;lkj WIGGLE SQUIRM KICK RAWW----))

couldbegermany July 25 2010, 04:01:17 UTC

...What is that on your head, demon?

failhound July 25 2010, 04:03:30 UTC

[HE HOLDS FIRM he's used to catching jellies something solid is nothing -- although your wiggling is really annoying--]

... Huh? What are you-- [He actually has to reach up.] Oh. My ears? They're just ears.

couldbegermany July 25 2010, 04:05:41 UTC

((GRABS ONE))

failhound July 25 2010, 04:07:17 UTC

[DFJDLJFKLDF--]

HEY!!

[THROWS YOU.]

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