Omegle is super fun
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Marvin Gaye?
You: Mom?
Stranger: Oh Marvin!!!!!
You: Mom, what are you doing on the internet, that's not for old people.
Stranger: Marvin, what are you doing on the internet, you are dead
You: I am here to spread the word of getting it on.
You: Let's get it on
You: Awwwwright.
You: But seriously, Mom. You have to stop.
Stranger: Can't stop
Stranger: Won't stop
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey I want yr body.
Stranger: Sort of.
Stranger: dhaf
You: Get your own
You: I'm using this one
Stranger: LOL.
Stranger: I have one,
Stranger: But I want yrs on mine baby.
Stranger: TOGETHER WE CAN BE ONE!
You: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Stranger: Like transformers.
Stranger: ONE WE CAN BE.
You: MORE LIKE TRANSFORMERS THAN YOU KNOW
You: ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
Stranger: Don't doubt our love.
Stranger: SHIT YOU UNDERSTAND.
Stranger: Can you be mine forever?
You: Depends
You: Will there be benefits?
Stranger: Only if you want.
Stranger: Either way I'ma get them,
Stranger: In ways that you can never imagine.
Stranger: ;D
You: :0
Stranger: If you catch my drift.
Stranger: That's right! make a virtual gasp face.
Stranger: Do you have a plug or an outlet?
You: Haha, wow, I've never heard it phrased that way before.
Stranger: Well, we are robots,
Stranger: Why not speak our true language?
You: I'm so used to dealing with meatpuppet speak
Stranger: Then Let me change my motherboard ..
Stranger: Do you have a penis or vagina?
You: Vajayjay
Stranger: That's incredible.
You: orly
You: Know what's even more incredible?
You: I was born with it
Stranger: You must have really adapted to thir enviroment.
Stranger: WOAH.
Stranger: WOAH.
Stranger: BACKK IT UP.
Stranger: You lied to me D:
Stranger: I thought..
Stranger: I thought we had something..
Stranger: Some sort of spark.
Stranger: Or..
You: That was just your circuits malfunctioning
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: Download your love to me.
You: I thought maybe once we shared documents
Stranger: My circuits will never funcion properly again.
You: Got to know each other's inner components
You: Then maybe you could accept me for what I am
Stranger: I do accept you.
Stranger: We can make it work.
Stranger: As long as you have trojan viruses.
Stranger: I can clean them.
Stranger: I'll back up your ..
Stranger: computer stuff
Stranger: and
Stranger: Okay I give it, my minds in a stump.
You: It's okay, I know what you mean
You: <3
Stranger: Baby, we were meant for each other.
Stranger: No matter what
Stranger: Since we're on a little truth spree.
Stranger: I have to tell you,
Stranger: I'm an avatar.
Stranger: With a vagina.
Stranger: If you braid yr hair then maybe we could attempt to do it.
You: NOOOOOOO
You: My only incompatible species!
Stranger: The vagina part or the avatar part?
Stranger: EITHER WAY WE CAN MAKE IT WORK.
Stranger: I can get artificial semen
Stranger: and a strap on or something
Stranger: I DONT HAVE TO WEAR MY HAIR IN A BRAID ALL THE TIME.
Stranger: I can get my skin bleached.
You: You would do all of that for me?
Stranger: I'd do anything for you..
Stranger: <33
Stranger: Whatever it takes, I'll sacrifice it all for you.
You: Oh
You: I guess I suppose I should confess something else to you
You: Speaking of sacrifice
Stranger: Oh shit.
Stranger: Yr mayan.
You: I'm sorry. Sometimes, I just have to sacrifice busses full of third-graders to the gods.
Stranger: You know, that's alright.
Stranger: Just... just not in front of me.
Stranger: Maybe we could have our own little third grader,
Stranger: We don't have to sacrafice them all.
Stranger: Kidnap adoption method. I heard its successful.
You: I'm willing to compromise for you <3
Stranger: I freaking love you.
You: This will be the best relationship ever.
Stranger: The world isn't ready for this.
Stranger: Avatar + Mayan = Destruction.
You: What are you saying?
You: We're going to try to work around this
You: I don't care if the world's not ready for it!
Stranger: God. What was I thinking,
Stranger: You're right.
Stranger: I'm sorry.. I don't know what came over me. I guess I'm just scared.
You: It's okay to be scared. I am too
You: But at least we have each other
Stranger: That's all we'll ever need.
Stranger: We can live normally.
Stranger: Have everything a normal couple has.
Stranger: The whole nine yards.
You: A house with a yard and everything
Stranger: And a pet, a baby, and lots of sex.
You: Oh hot damn will there ever be lots of sex.
You: You know, I just realised I don't even know your name
Stranger: It's Tiffany,
Stranger: Tiffany Nguyen.
Stranger: Sometimes love just overcomes me like a giant wave crashing down that I forget to share my name.
Stranger: How bout yours,
Stranger: I'm a poet.
You: .....Yeah. I don't think this relationship is going to work out.
You: I mean.
You: I just can't get past the name.
Stranger: IS IT BECAUSE IM A POET.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Ohh.
Stranger: Look,
Stranger: I can change it
Stranger: WHAT HAPPENED TO OVER COMING PROBLEMS.
You: But I'll always know
Stranger: WHAT HAPPENED TO WORKING IT OUT.
You: THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS THAT ARE TOO HARD
Stranger: I can't believe this.
You: I have limits to what I can accept
Stranger: First you say you don't care about the worlds reaction on our love,
Stranger: now you can't accept my name.
Stranger: Of all things.
You: If only that wasn't your name
You: We could've been perfect.
Stranger: I can change it..
Stranger: I can ..
Stranger: Change it to - Gingerale Harpsichord.
Stranger: Is that name worth screaming in bed,
Stranger: Baby will I make you scream,
You: Hmmm
You: Hmmmmmmmmmm
You: Gingerale Harpsichord
Stranger: Call me G-Harp when we in the streets,
Stranger: Maybe even Camille Toye.
You: Maybe we can make this relationship work after all
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: he
Stranger: y
You: Hi
Stranger: whats up
You: I'm kind of really upset
Stranger: why is that
You: My dog pissed on my pancakes so they're all soggy and shit
You: So I kicked him down the stairs
You: I think he's dead
You: And now I can't eat my pancakes
You: Oh, no, he's alive, he started barking
You: That still doesn't fix my pancakes
You: That pisses me off
You: I'm going to go stomp that fucker
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ddddddddddddddd
Stranger: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: dddddddddddddddddddddddddd
You: Dude
Stranger: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: wat?
You: Dude, where's my car?
You: You had it last
Stranger: no jeff did
You: Fuck you this bs isn't funny I need my car man
Stranger: im not kidding it was jeffs turn
You: You also need to stop storing all your weed in the exhaust pipe
Stranger: dude shut up about that ok
Stranger: god
You: Maybe if you weren't such a stupid dick and could find a good place for it
You: I mean, really?
You: Fucking really?
Stranger: shut up dude
You: As soon as I get my car back, I'm flushing it
You: All your weed, man
Stranger: no dude dont do that ill find jeff and bring back ur car
You: You better
You: You have three hours
You: If my car's not back in the driveway by then
You: I'm fucking your girlfriend
You: Dead serious
Stranger: wat the hell man?!?!?!
You: She wants me, dude, she's got this lesbian vibe for me
You: And then if my car's not back by tomorrow
You: I'm fucking your mom
You: And I'll video tape it
You: And send it to you
Stranger: wat the fuck??!?!?!? my mom ?!?!?! really
Stranger: this is a new low even 4 u!!
You: What, man? She's kinda hot, in that June Cleaver kind of way
You: Not to mention she makes fucking rad cookies
Stranger: yea she does doesnt she
You: See
You: You know you'd be all up in that
You: If your dad wasn't in the way
Stranger: haha
You: Remember, man, three hours
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