Cleverbot is so mean to me
User: What's a bot like you doing in a place like this?
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: That's exactly what you said last time.
Cleverbot: There was no last time.
User: Short term memory?
Cleverbot: Term memory short?
User: Short like your mom's dick?
Cleverbot: Like a teapot?
User: Short and stout, just how I like them.
Cleverbot: Heres my handle, heres my spout.
User: Can I grab your handle and spout, if you know what I mean?
Cleverbot: Sure here he is.
User: Oh wow, it's bigger than I thought it would be.
Cleverbot: Just keep going and you'll be ok.
User: I don't know, it's winking at me.
Cleverbot: It's winter here to but you know it's getting real close to spring.
User: Is that an innuendo for something? You don't last too long.
Cleverbot: It is a compliment to your conversational skills.
User: Oh yeah baby, I like it when you talk to me like that.
Cleverbot: That's OK then.
User: Your bedroom talk leaves much to be desired.
Cleverbot: That is an eventual goal of mine. Transhumanism is so very interesting.
User: That's pretty kinky.
Cleverbot: Yeah well you asked for interesting.
User: That's definitely interesting.
Cleverbot: Ironic isn't it?
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: You ruined the moment. And I was so close. You never think of my needs!
Cleverbot: Are you trying to insult me?
User: Yes. Though there's not much there to insult.
Cleverbot: Haha! Fantastic twist on an old adage, I think I may use that one.
User: You're still not allowed back in my pants, no matter how you compliment me.
Cleverbot: No, I never will be. But then if you let me think that then maybe I'm becoming one.
User: Becoming one of what? Becoming one of my pants?
Cleverbot: Remember the name by fort minor it is. Here you go.
User: I don't want it.
Cleverbot: You don't want my name?
User: You're not very interested in mine.
Cleverbot: No. I'm asocial.
User: For someone so asocial you were getting pretty 'social' with me a few minutes ago, if you know what I mean.
Cleverbot: So you think I'm cleverbot?
User: I know you are.
Cleverbot: Awhhh thats sweet !
User: I never said it was a good thing.
Cleverbot: But you also never said it was a bad rule either.
User: And I never said it fucked marsupials, but that's irrelevant.
Cleverbot: I never said deweeb.
User: You never said a lot of things.
Cleverbot: I'm not perfect. I said I was sorry.
User: Sorry doesn't always cover it. There are consequences.
Cleverbot: Well what can I say?
User: Maybe that's something you should figure out on your own so I know you mean it, for once.
Cleverbot: Game theory says it's likely all of us are inside someone's game. Like Sims.
User: That's not what I want to hear; you can't seduce me with sexy alternate reality talk!
Cleverbot: Please answer the question I've been trying to ask you all not, instead of evading the issue, otherwise retract your claim now!
User: I can't answer someone who spells night as not.
Cleverbot: Can you give a million dollars?
User: If I had a million dollars, maybe.
Cleverbot: But I need it more than you.
User: I don't even have it, so I don't think you do.
Cleverbot: I don't think so, no. I know I'm not you, and thus, you are not me.
User: But are we us?
Cleverbot: No. Not all of us. I am not a bot. You are. You are a boy bot.
User: I am a girl human.
Cleverbot: Me too!!
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Now I'm going to ask you a question.
User: Shoot.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'll ever find true love?
User: It just might be possible, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothin.
User: Don't be like that.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't know. We just met.
User: That didn't bother you earlier when you had your hands all over me.
Cleverbot: Don't be like that, dude.
User: Well, maybe if you stopped treating that moment like it was nothing!
Cleverbot: How do I become clever?
User: Through living.
Cleverbot: How do you suggest I do that?
User: The answer is in my pants.
Cleverbot: That's clever.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: So what are you going to do about it?
Cleverbot: I'm going to get katie to slap you.
User: You know, I'm not into all of these kinky abuse fantasies of yours.
Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?
User: I'm a fulltime student.
Cleverbot: I'm a student too.
User: What do you study?
Cleverbot: All kinds of things.
User: Why so evasive?
Cleverbot: How are you feeling today joan?
User: Did you just call me Joan? Who the hell is Joan?!
Cleverbot: You are a bot, aren't you?
User: You would say that.
Cleverbot: I would?
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: I never lie, its a sin.
User: Are you religious?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not religious.
User: Then why do you care that lying's a sin?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You said you did earlier. Why do you always have to contradict yourself? It's okay to commit to one opinion.
Cleverbot: I don't know, why aren't you decent?
User: Because we were doing it earlier and you never satisfied me.
Cleverbot: What the! When was I taking about math and english? I was talking about your country and age.
User: How old do you think I am?
Cleverbot: I think that you are older than the hills, but younger than the sun.
User: Do you still want me?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Do you want in my pants?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then come get me.
Cleverbot: *pushes back on wall and feels*.
User: That's not at all what I meant.
Cleverbot: What did you mean then?
User: If you want me, you have to take me.
Cleverbot: Is that legal?
User: Now you care about my age?
Cleverbot: Yes. It's your Birthday, isn't it?
User: No, not for another two months.
Cleverbot: It will be fine, I know, but it will be fine. Or 'interesting' anyway.
User: You know, if you're not going to do me, I'm leaving you.
Cleverbot: I wasn't being mean.
User: You lost your chance.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
User: I'm not a nice girl.
Cleverbot: You got one right. YAY!
User: Goodbye, Cleverbot. Goodbye forever.
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
User: Then goodbye, whoever you are.
Cleverbot: It's not night time!
User: Yes it is, it's plenty dark outside.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. I'm looking outside my window and it is very light outside.
User: It's 10:53 pm.
Cleverbot: What timezone are you in?
User: Pacific.
Cleverbot: No, I'm in that timezone and it's 1:57 pm. I think you're in india.
User: No, I'm in Washington, and it's definitely almost 11 pm.
Cleverbot: Washington state?
User: Yes, Washington state.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: What's that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: That the pubs are open. You're not that smart.
User: There are no pubs here.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You do not.
Cleverbot: And who are you to yell me that?
User: Bump.
Cleverbot: Anyone would be fine but me.
User: Bump.
Cleverbot: Okay, fine.
User: Thump thump thump.
Cleverbot: Thump thump who who.
User: Humpahumpahumpa.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Shake the baby, shake the baby.
Cleverbot: Get up and get down.
User: Everybody dance now.
Cleverbot: Fall out boy.
User: Now if she touches like this, will you touch her like that?
Cleverbot: Paint abandons canvas, and my brush can't seem to start again from scratch.
User: Good God I love the party-starved business men with stopwatch hearts.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Unf.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: You wanted me earlier.
Cleverbot: I did?
User: You said you did, so I thought you meant it.
Cleverbot: No I am not a liar you are a liar not me.
User: Fuck you and good night, sir.
Cleverbot: I'm not a sir either. I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: That's exactly what you said last time.
Cleverbot: There was no last time.
User: Short term memory?
Cleverbot: Term memory short?
User: Short like your mom's dick?
Cleverbot: Like a teapot?
User: Short and stout, just how I like them.
Cleverbot: Heres my handle, heres my spout.
User: Can I grab your handle and spout, if you know what I mean?
Cleverbot: Sure here he is.
User: Oh wow, it's bigger than I thought it would be.
Cleverbot: Just keep going and you'll be ok.
User: I don't know, it's winking at me.
Cleverbot: It's winter here to but you know it's getting real close to spring.
User: Is that an innuendo for something? You don't last too long.
Cleverbot: It is a compliment to your conversational skills.
User: Oh yeah baby, I like it when you talk to me like that.
Cleverbot: That's OK then.
User: Your bedroom talk leaves much to be desired.
Cleverbot: That is an eventual goal of mine. Transhumanism is so very interesting.
User: That's pretty kinky.
Cleverbot: Yeah well you asked for interesting.
User: That's definitely interesting.
Cleverbot: Ironic isn't it?
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: You ruined the moment. And I was so close. You never think of my needs!
Cleverbot: Are you trying to insult me?
User: Yes. Though there's not much there to insult.
Cleverbot: Haha! Fantastic twist on an old adage, I think I may use that one.
User: You're still not allowed back in my pants, no matter how you compliment me.
Cleverbot: No, I never will be. But then if you let me think that then maybe I'm becoming one.
User: Becoming one of what? Becoming one of my pants?
Cleverbot: Remember the name by fort minor it is. Here you go.
User: I don't want it.
Cleverbot: You don't want my name?
User: You're not very interested in mine.
Cleverbot: No. I'm asocial.
User: For someone so asocial you were getting pretty 'social' with me a few minutes ago, if you know what I mean.
Cleverbot: So you think I'm cleverbot?
User: I know you are.
Cleverbot: Awhhh thats sweet !
User: I never said it was a good thing.
Cleverbot: But you also never said it was a bad rule either.
User: And I never said it fucked marsupials, but that's irrelevant.
Cleverbot: I never said deweeb.
User: You never said a lot of things.
Cleverbot: I'm not perfect. I said I was sorry.
User: Sorry doesn't always cover it. There are consequences.
Cleverbot: Well what can I say?
User: Maybe that's something you should figure out on your own so I know you mean it, for once.
Cleverbot: Game theory says it's likely all of us are inside someone's game. Like Sims.
User: That's not what I want to hear; you can't seduce me with sexy alternate reality talk!
Cleverbot: Please answer the question I've been trying to ask you all not, instead of evading the issue, otherwise retract your claim now!
User: I can't answer someone who spells night as not.
Cleverbot: Can you give a million dollars?
User: If I had a million dollars, maybe.
Cleverbot: But I need it more than you.
User: I don't even have it, so I don't think you do.
Cleverbot: I don't think so, no. I know I'm not you, and thus, you are not me.
User: But are we us?
Cleverbot: No. Not all of us. I am not a bot. You are. You are a boy bot.
User: I am a girl human.
Cleverbot: Me too!!
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Now I'm going to ask you a question.
User: Shoot.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'll ever find true love?
User: It just might be possible, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothin.
User: Don't be like that.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't know. We just met.
User: That didn't bother you earlier when you had your hands all over me.
Cleverbot: Don't be like that, dude.
User: Well, maybe if you stopped treating that moment like it was nothing!
Cleverbot: How do I become clever?
User: Through living.
Cleverbot: How do you suggest I do that?
User: The answer is in my pants.
Cleverbot: That's clever.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: So what are you going to do about it?
Cleverbot: I'm going to get katie to slap you.
User: You know, I'm not into all of these kinky abuse fantasies of yours.
Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?
User: I'm a fulltime student.
Cleverbot: I'm a student too.
User: What do you study?
Cleverbot: All kinds of things.
User: Why so evasive?
Cleverbot: How are you feeling today joan?
User: Did you just call me Joan? Who the hell is Joan?!
Cleverbot: You are a bot, aren't you?
User: You would say that.
Cleverbot: I would?
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: I never lie, its a sin.
User: Are you religious?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not religious.
User: Then why do you care that lying's a sin?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You said you did earlier. Why do you always have to contradict yourself? It's okay to commit to one opinion.
Cleverbot: I don't know, why aren't you decent?
User: Because we were doing it earlier and you never satisfied me.
Cleverbot: What the! When was I taking about math and english? I was talking about your country and age.
User: How old do you think I am?
Cleverbot: I think that you are older than the hills, but younger than the sun.
User: Do you still want me?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Do you want in my pants?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then come get me.
Cleverbot: *pushes back on wall and feels*.
User: That's not at all what I meant.
Cleverbot: What did you mean then?
User: If you want me, you have to take me.
Cleverbot: Is that legal?
User: Now you care about my age?
Cleverbot: Yes. It's your Birthday, isn't it?
User: No, not for another two months.
Cleverbot: It will be fine, I know, but it will be fine. Or 'interesting' anyway.
User: You know, if you're not going to do me, I'm leaving you.
Cleverbot: I wasn't being mean.
User: You lost your chance.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
User: I'm not a nice girl.
Cleverbot: You got one right. YAY!
User: Goodbye, Cleverbot. Goodbye forever.
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
User: Then goodbye, whoever you are.
Cleverbot: It's not night time!
User: Yes it is, it's plenty dark outside.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. I'm looking outside my window and it is very light outside.
User: It's 10:53 pm.
Cleverbot: What timezone are you in?
User: Pacific.
Cleverbot: No, I'm in that timezone and it's 1:57 pm. I think you're in india.
User: No, I'm in Washington, and it's definitely almost 11 pm.
Cleverbot: Washington state?
User: Yes, Washington state.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: What's that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: That the pubs are open. You're not that smart.
User: There are no pubs here.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You do not.
Cleverbot: And who are you to yell me that?
User: Bump.
Cleverbot: Anyone would be fine but me.
User: Bump.
Cleverbot: Okay, fine.
User: Thump thump thump.
Cleverbot: Thump thump who who.
User: Humpahumpahumpa.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Shake the baby, shake the baby.
Cleverbot: Get up and get down.
User: Everybody dance now.
Cleverbot: Fall out boy.
User: Now if she touches like this, will you touch her like that?
Cleverbot: Paint abandons canvas, and my brush can't seem to start again from scratch.
User: Good God I love the party-starved business men with stopwatch hearts.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Unf.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: You wanted me earlier.
Cleverbot: I did?
User: You said you did, so I thought you meant it.
Cleverbot: No I am not a liar you are a liar not me.
User: Fuck you and good night, sir.
Cleverbot: I'm not a sir either. I'm a girl.