Sep 20, 2006 21:38
fowl play.
"this isn't exactly how this was planned out, jean-pierre." the taller of two penguins casually said, cigarette smoke escaping his tiny beak. he looked dissatisfyingly at the woman tied to the kitchen chair. the shorter of the penguins waddled around her, making sure the ropes were tight.
"i don't see what's wrong, claude. we've got her. here. no problem." claude pondered for a moment before taking another drag. "so your name is miranda, eh?" the woman in the chair said nothing, because the fear in her eyes said it all. she was afraid of penguins.
jean-pierre slowly drained a glass of the wine in her fridge. he sighed and sat down. he wasn't in this like claude was. he just needed the money to support his family. the woman in the chair started to mumble something. claude waddles over and takes the bandana out of her mouth. "well, what is it?" she starts crying. "there aren't any valubles here, the only thing i have are funny pictures on my computer. THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL I HAVE. QUIT TERRORIZING ME, PLEASE!"
claude laughs, and puts the bandana back in her mouth. hoisting the chair over his shoulder and signaling jean-pierre he says, "you're coming with us."
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