Jun 22, 2011 21:49
[The camera angle shows a clear view of the inside of a front loading dryer. Through the clear, if slightly linty, plastic on the front you can see a steak sitting inside. It looks rather raw. Almost oozing, really.]
Experiment one regarding the impact of modern marvels upon animal flesh. [Victor says this slowly and evenly. Guess who forgot to turn on a private filter. It's not his fault, this is a pretty exciting experiment.]
The experiment will now take place. [The angle tips to the floor as Victor leans forward to press the on button. It has helpfully been circled in pen. The dryer had been difficult to work out.]
[As the dryer starts to rotate, the steak starts to flop about. You can see the goo spreading and it appears to come apart more than anything else. A little bit gets splattered on the plastic at the front. Suddenly, a voice!]
Why are you filming this? Stop filming this! [You may recognise this as the voice of Eddie Russett. He doesn't sound pleased.]
It is for- [Victor starts to say, but pauses. Oh. The settings on his journal. A public post?]
[You can hear a mutter of "tauping typical" from Eddie, before Victor finally manages it to switch it over to private for the last moments of the steaks rather unpleasant journey.]
i'm from 1818,
handles the dead,
crazy modern world,
my science makes sense to me,
olde timey,
machines can be cool,
right information wrong conclusion,
technology is my occasional bff