Feb 08, 2011 23:12
People of the barge. [Have a video of Victor, people. He's standing in his room, face pale. And not scarred! But he's not explaining that just yet, because their are serious issues going down. Serious issues.]
Over the past few days I have created an invention of great merit. [He's speaking in a low voice. Complete with Swiss accent.] Observe.
[The video goes from Victor to an old Gameboy Color lying on a very old fashioned desk. The back of it has been opened, only instead of batteries a thick collection of wires have been attached to it. They twist together, forming a thick cord. At the opposite end, the wires are slightly blackened.]
Had there been a opening allowing access to the electricity within the walls within this room, I could have utilised it as we speak. The ability to access such power directly removes the need to constantly be replacing the smaller containers of bottled electricity that it had used before. This is a great improvement, as you can see.
However. [Victor's tone lapses into something more serious.] Watch with great attention, barge goers.
[Have a five minute video of the Gameboy. It gradually starts edging to the side of the desk, while its cord begins to move in the opposite direction. It moves painfully slowly. Eventually, Victor continues in a slightly horrified tone.]
The desk moves also. As do all of the things.
what is this madness,
crazy modern world,
change makes victor worried,
my science makes sense to me,
olde timey,
machines can be cool,
right information wrong conclusion,
pull apart to understand,
technology is my occasional bff,
being a hermit crab