At least it isn't Fourecks.
I'd just about murder for some curry.
How does the luggage not get blisters on all its feet?
I need a better hat.
With more sequins.
And sparkles.
That'd show old Ridcully.
I wish Ridcully would come here.
No I don't.
I wish the bursar--?
No.
The Librarian. Yes. The Librarian-- No. He wouldn't be impressed.
I should start a university here and be arch-
Ooh, potatoes.
I wonder how Carmine is doing. I should invite her out for--
Don't look at me like that. Moving right along.
You know...
My ear itches.
I wish my underwear would stop riding up...
I wish I had underwear to ride up.
I want to go home to the Library and Ankh-Morpork and Unseen University and I want to be
Oh, hello. No. I'm just... Moving on!
Er... this is quite odd.
[ooc: Hey, stream of consciousness goes a long way. Consider this a voice post complete with mutters, Rincewind bumping into people on the street, and occasional coughs, sniffles, and assorted human noises.]