23. Cavort: v. intr. To bound or prance about in a sprightly manner; caper.

[failed_wizard]

I... feel wonderful! Wonderful!

Carmine, would you like to come out with me? We can, I don't know, go for a walk? See one of those moving picture things. Have some potatoes lunch?

Don't mind the Luggage, it's in a good mood, too.

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[playstheblues]

So you're feeling better today?

[failed_wizard]

Ever so much better. It's as though I'd been left on that island when the lonely tribe of women came to me for a king and father of their tribe. Without the being pulled away by magic at the last moment part.

[playstheblues]

...right.

Well that sounds like a good thing, then! You don't feel like running away?

[failed_wizard]

No...? Should I?

[playstheblues]

Wow.

[failed_wizard]

Wow-Wow Sauce? Where?

[playstheblues]

Does it taste good?

[failed_wizard]

Arch-chancellor Ridcully always liked it. I never tried it; I thought I might want my tongue for later.

[playstheblues]

Well, that's probably a good forethought, then.

[failed_wizard]

I thought so. You really can't say "Don't kill me!" if you can't speak. Well, there's a bit of some universal hand signals, but those are difficult to yell back as you're running away.

[playstheblues]

But don't you think screaming "Don't kill me" might just get a lot of attention?

[failed_wizard]

By the time it's time to scream, you've already got more attention than you can stand.

[playstheblues]

I guess.

[failed_wizard]

It's worked for me so far and I've been to Hell, the Dungeon Dimensions, and Fourecks.

I'm so happy I'm not any of those places now!

[playstheblues]

Those sound like pretty nasty places except for Fourecks, I guess

Good for you. Does your Luggage go with you?

[failed_wizard]

It gets there eventually. You can't keep sapient pearwood away from its owner.