22. Club: n. A stout heavy stick, usually thicker at one end, suitable for use as a weapon; a cudgel

[failed_wizard]

Wha-?

But... I'm not dead!

Am I?

And as for the rest of these cards... I don't think it's very funny calling me cannon fodder. I can't help my scars, and I don't know what a Luddite is, thank you very much.