Elendira, I made your delivery.
Not saying a thing about potatoes. Not a thing. Nothing about potatoes.
I'm going to go find a little oak tree for by my bed, I think. I haven't had a Hogswatch in forever. Does anyone know where I can find paper sausages? I guess I'll need to get some socks so I can hang one up for the Hogfather....
It'll all go wrong, but at least I'll have given it a go.
[ooc: For the Discworld uninitiated, a very cursory explanation of Hogswatch can be found
here. For more in-depth, watch the BBC miniseries
Hogfather, but don't miss the beginning, like my friend did, or you'll be utterly lost.]