Whyyyyy?

[faile_neume]

So um.. remember how I was talking about Jaime/Tim blowjobs. I had half of it typed up as a post and then was super tired and went to bed and just closed the page, hoping it would have it autosaved. And yeah. It didn't.

Fuck.

Jaime/Tim blowjobs are gonna be delayed now. Everything is ruined forever.

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[ex_felonazc]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I will be your blow-job cheerleader! Whoo! Blow-jobs! You can do it~!

...O:)

[faile_neume]

I was so annoyed! My poor blowjobs disappeared. Luckily I had it partly saved written down but retyping is hell.

I... I can't help but image a cheerleading costume with a picture of an erect penis on the front. Eww. The costume is blue and white for no reason whatsoever.

[ex_felonazc]

I went thrifting yesterday, and my friend and I found matching cheerleader uniforms that were even in our size. Like, for real legit cheerleader uniforms. They were blue and red and white. No boners, though. Too bad.

We didn't end up buying them, but we did get A LOT of skeezy looks from the old men wandering around. It's so hard being young and wearing shorts in the summertime. All those vaguely creepy old Hispanic men make such irritating comments. :P

On the up side, I find retyping lets me reword things better, and sometimes giving things a little time to settle in my head makes them better. Plus, I always add a shit-ton of extra stuff. Because I am verbose like that.

[faile_neume]

I've never seen a cheerleading costume IRL because we don't have cheerleaders in Australia. I went thrifting on the weekend and found suitable clothing for a 1940s themed party. Avatrix fuck yeah.

I don't even own a pair of shorts 0.o I wear skirts or skirts with stockings depending on the whether.

Mmm true, but it's frustrating because I was reasonable happy with how it was going and now I have to work it out again. Blowjobs are hard!

[ex_felonazc]

I have always been a pants girl, but this summer is a summer of being BOLD AND RECKLESS. So I dyed my hair with minimal thinking about it time, I wear shorts, I make out with strangers (which is definitely fun, I have made a note to do that more often), stuff like that. Whoo summertime!

Well, blowjobs do work better when something is hard. Heh heh.

[faile_neume]

I am never BOLD nor RECKLESS! Although I always dye my hair (Next colour: auburn, because I miss Ted Kord). Making out with strangers is lots of fun! I have only done it a couple of times but most of those times went pretty well (except for that one drunk girl, but whatever).

It's winter over here. And it was so cold today. I kind of miss summer already D:

:O how would you sink so low?

[ex_felonazc]

I'm currently auburn! Representing the Beetle love over here, oh yeah! :D Oh man, that one time (or really, the last time) with that drunk girl was totally awesome. I think it was compounded by the fact that she was mostly naked and we were on the roof. I love parties.

Booo winter. I hate winter. Except when I get to wear cute coats. I love coats. And scarves. Or better yet, pashminas! <3

Well! I'd probably get down on my knees while holding onto something, since at this point in the mental progression I'm pretty sure I'm drunk...oh wait. You meant the bad joke. ;)

[faile_neume]

Yeah auburn! Ted <3

I... can I come live with you and go to parties with you please? I have never made out on a roof, I feel like I am missing some vital part of life. I don't have any girls to make out with, the only not straight girls I know have girlfriends D:

I like winter because I have a higher tolerance for cold than for hot and I pretty much freak out and go catantonic if it gets too hot.

Drunken blowjobs are never fun.. Puns are pretty great though.

[ex_felonazc]

Technically, she had a boyfriend, but she (as she told me at least ten times during the night) is 95% lesbian, and he's just in her 5%. He didn't mind, though, so it was all good. Her piercings made it that much better.

Roofs are awesome! They are great to lie on and watch the clouds and the sickly pinky-yellow glow of light pollution hide all the stars.

I am totally the opposite. I hate being cold. It makes me miserable and cranky and bitchy. At least I can take off stuff if I'm too hot.

No, they aren't nearly as good as sober ones. However, I find it less likely that sober blowjobs will occur than drunken ones. I can be rather persuadable when I've downed half a tray of jello shots.

PUNS ARE ONLY FUNNY IF YOU DO NOT LIVE WITH MY FAMILY OH GOD OH GOD I WILL GO CRY NOW.

[faile_neume]

Last two people I made it with turned out to be dating someone, which was awkward in retrospect. especially the girl that I am totally in love with. I'm gonna go cry now too. I am not really a fan of too many piercings.

I have never even been on a roof! My life has been a waste. Why do I even bother?

But there is a limit to how much clothing can be removed before you're naked. Plus school uniforms in summer are evil
>:(

They aren't very good either way! Oh man, nine shots of vodka followed by ending up in bed with an ex and then blowjobs. I am so classy!

I take it lots of puns happen in your family? It's gonna be okay! *hugs*

[ex_felonazc]

Boooo. I hate it when that happens. I try to be upfront about that in the vain hope that it'll make it better/easier/less damn awkward later. It rarely works that way.

If it makes you feel better, this is probably more likely to happen once you hit uni. Don't give up hope!

OH MAN, I remember going to private school. Worst fashion years of my life and that's including the punk/goth years of early high school.

OMG IDENTICAL STORIES. BFFS FOREVER OKAY?

You have no idea. It's horrible. D:

[faile_neume]

Well, one time the boy and I were both on acid so I guess he wasn't really thinking about his girlfriend. And the second time it was my best friend who just didn't think it was necessary to tell me she was dating someone.

YAY! It is now the only reason I look forward to uni.

My school uniform isn't that bad fashion wise. It's just really heavy so it gets hot. There is nothing wrong with being a punk or a goth!

HELL YES BFFS! Are we actually just the same person? Am I a clone of you?

D'aww. My dad tells lots of lame jokes, but not always puns.

[ex_felonazc]

You know, I've never dropped acid. I want to see what it's like.

Uni is totally beast, not gonna lie. <3

I know, I know, but I don't pull it off well. Also, I just had horrible examples of punk/goth clothing, and it was just generally not very good at all.

*gasp* THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. Or nothing, really. Depends on how you look at it.

My dad likes a few puns, but they are usually funny. My oldest brother, however, adores REALLY TERRIBLE puns that nobody ever finds funny. His girlfriend hates them. I have no idea how she puts up with him.

[faile_neume]

DO IT! Seriously. Oh man. Best day of my life. Just make sure you do it in a good environment with people you feel comfortable with in order to avoid a bad trip. I would also recommend starting with half a tab the first time at least.

I am not looking forward to Uni. I got a letter from the Uni admissions people today and freaked out a little.

IT MAKES MORE QUESTIONS! Why don't we look alike? Why am I in Australia and you're in America? When did cloning become possible?

I have a friend who enjoys terrible puns, I have taken to punching him in response to his jokes. Why does she put up with him? Maybe the sex is really good? (SORRY)

[ex_felonazc]

Maybe during my summer of BOLD AND RECKLESSNESS. We shall see.

Why, what did it say?

This is a very good question. Maybe we aren't CLONES maybe we just share the same BRAIN. They can do that, you know. Download someone's brain and put it into someone else. Or so comics would have me believe.

I punch my brohter in response to his bad jokes, too. AUGH NO BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS. My preferred theory is that she's a saint.

[faile_neume]

You should do it. And then be all "wow Justine you were totally right about how great acid is" and I can be smug.

I thought it was gonna be all "You gotta put in your preference list kthnxbai" but instead it was all "oh hai we are completely changing the marking system for your university admission mark kthnxbai"

Maybe you're just a figment of my imagination! And we are exactly the same because I am boring and self centered and can't think of any other type of person!

HAHAHA. Sorry! Maybe he's blackmailing her?