KOLKOLKOLKOL
BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA. KOLKOLKOL.
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Rating: PG. Russia is a bit violent.
Pairings: Russia/EVERYONE
Warnings: Not very long. Sorry. D:
Disclaimer: Axis Powers Hetalia is not my anime. I do not own it and I do not claim these characters in anyway. I just like having fun with them.
Lithuania: Mr.Russia, wh-what is that?
Russia: -whistles innocently- What's what? 8D
To start off this entry, we see Russia and poor, poor Lithuania.
Russia wants to shove that water balloon up Lithuania's ass.
Badly.
Lithuania: Mr.Russia...I don't see anything...
Russia: Keep looking...KEEP LOOKING.
Lithuania: Wait...this has to be a trap!
Russia: KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL.
Lithuania: Shit.
Russia: LITHUANIAAAA~! I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOUUUUUU~!
Lithuania: ;~;
By the way guys. Those drops of "water", they're not water. It's Russia's come.
LOGIC? I LAUGH AT LOGIC!
Next, Liechtenstein and Austria came for a visit. Russia decided to talk with Liech.
Russia: My! That's such a beautiful dress!
Russia: I'd love to see it covered in blood. LOL~.
Liechtenstein: What the fuck.
Russia: -mood swing- Now get out of my house, bitch.
Russia moves on to his next rape victim.
Russia: Now, become one with Russia and bear my children~!
Poland: Like, I don't see anything over here! Omigawd, stop messing around. D;
Russia: Keep looking Poland~ It'll only hurt for a second, kolkolkol.
Poland: Like, what's gonna hurt me?
Then Poland was knocked unconscious and raped brutally by Russia. And he became ONE with Russia.
Poland: -BITCH FACE-
Russia: Hello Latvia~
Latvia: -is going to cry at just the sight of Russia- M-m-mister R-russia!
Russia: How about a friendly hand shake~?
Latvia: ...A-alright.
Poland: -HAVING A JOLLY GOOD TIME IN THE BACKGROUND-
Russia: Ahahahaha~ ^_^
Latvia: -shake shake- ;~;
This is Russia. Corrupting whatever shred of childhood Latvia had left.
Russia: -LAUGHS AT HIS PAIN-
Russia: How about a friendly handshake, Poland?
Poland: Why is Latvia, like, crying?
Poland: Like, I don't trust you...
Russia: It's just a handshake. ^_^
Poland: Okay then...
Russia: LOL I LIED. BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA NOW.
Poland: FUCKSHIT.
Poland: -poke poke- OMG, YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SHIT FACE. WHAT THE FUCK.
Russia: Vhat. D:
Russia: -EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN-
Russia: I'm going to go cut myself ( And Lithuania )!
EXTRAS:
Belarus: BROTHER, LET'S GET MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED...
Russia: How about last night Lithuania?
Lithuania: ...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
CREDIT -
Big thanks to rechter_sims for putting up their Hetalia sims for download!
NONE of those sims I made with the exception of Japan.
Everyone! Give him hugs and credit for being awesome!
And remember guys:
In Soviet Russia, Russia becomes one with YOU!
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Rating: PG. Russia is a bit violent.
Pairings: Russia/EVERYONE
Warnings: Not very long. Sorry. D:
Disclaimer: Axis Powers Hetalia is not my anime. I do not own it and I do not claim these characters in anyway. I just like having fun with them.
Lithuania: Mr.Russia, wh-what is that?
Russia: -whistles innocently- What's what? 8D
To start off this entry, we see Russia and poor, poor Lithuania.
Russia wants to shove that water balloon up Lithuania's ass.
Badly.
Lithuania: Mr.Russia...I don't see anything...
Russia: Keep looking...KEEP LOOKING.
Lithuania: Wait...this has to be a trap!
Russia: KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL.
Lithuania: Shit.
Russia: LITHUANIAAAA~! I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOUUUUUU~!
Lithuania: ;~;
By the way guys. Those drops of "water", they're not water. It's Russia's come.
LOGIC? I LAUGH AT LOGIC!
Next, Liechtenstein and Austria came for a visit. Russia decided to talk with Liech.
Russia: My! That's such a beautiful dress!
Russia: I'd love to see it covered in blood. LOL~.
Liechtenstein: What the fuck.
Russia: -mood swing- Now get out of my house, bitch.
Russia moves on to his next rape victim.
Russia: Now, become one with Russia and bear my children~!
Poland: Like, I don't see anything over here! Omigawd, stop messing around. D;
Russia: Keep looking Poland~ It'll only hurt for a second, kolkolkol.
Poland: Like, what's gonna hurt me?
Then Poland was knocked unconscious and raped brutally by Russia. And he became ONE with Russia.
Poland: -BITCH FACE-
Russia: Hello Latvia~
Latvia: -is going to cry at just the sight of Russia- M-m-mister R-russia!
Russia: How about a friendly hand shake~?
Latvia: ...A-alright.
Poland: -HAVING A JOLLY GOOD TIME IN THE BACKGROUND-
Russia: Ahahahaha~ ^_^
Latvia: -shake shake- ;~;
This is Russia. Corrupting whatever shred of childhood Latvia had left.
Russia: -LAUGHS AT HIS PAIN-
Russia: How about a friendly handshake, Poland?
Poland: Why is Latvia, like, crying?
Poland: Like, I don't trust you...
Russia: It's just a handshake. ^_^
Poland: Okay then...
Russia: LOL I LIED. BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA NOW.
Poland: FUCKSHIT.
Poland: -poke poke- OMG, YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SHIT FACE. WHAT THE FUCK.
Russia: Vhat. D:
Russia: -EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN-
Russia: I'm going to go cut myself ( And Lithuania )!
EXTRAS:
Belarus: BROTHER, LET'S GET MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED...
Russia: How about last night Lithuania?
Lithuania: ...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
CREDIT -
Big thanks to rechter_sims for putting up their Hetalia sims for download!
NONE of those sims I made with the exception of Japan.
Everyone! Give him hugs and credit for being awesome!
And remember guys:
In Soviet Russia, Russia becomes one with YOU!