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[fail_mastermind]

What is with this... phone? The design looks old...... is this it, Kage? I don't know what you're trying to accomplish by trying to make me think that I am the wife of some man I've never seen before... but I won't play along

Comments

[beatssuperpaper]

While I find the murder of your beloved husband admirable, I regret to tell you that he will simply return tomorrow.

It seems you will have to eat that pride.

striked out words don't exist

[fail_mastermind]

W-what do you mean?! Are you serious?!

((People die when they are killed!))

[beatssuperpaper]

Naturally. The dead do not stay dead for long in this place.

[fail_mastermind]

That's... that's ridiculous... how...?

[beatssuperpaper]

The same way it is possible for you to find yourself in this place all of a sudden.

[fail_mastermind]

...

... so it's just... unexplainable?

[beatssuperpaper]

No, it simply is an application of reality-altering power. Maybe magic, maybe not.

[fail_mastermind]

... either way, it doesn't seem like you can properly explain how it works.

[beatssuperpaper]

I just did.

[fail_mastermind]

No you didn't. If you knew how it worked then you could probably do something about it.

[beatssuperpaper]

That is quite faulty logic, I'm afraid. If you know why a rock falls and can explain the precise laws that govern said fall, you can still not stop the fall by that knowledge alone. That requires something further, like magic, a decive, or crafty hands, provided the rock is small enough.

Further, it assumes that I wanted to do something about it. Yet, I find it quite entertaining.

[fail_mastermind]

... that's what I meant... if we knew anything about how they were using some reality altering power, we might be able to figure out the means to counter it...

But if you don't want to do anything about it, I suppose it's useless discussing it with you.

[beatssuperpaper]

Oh, it isn't useless. Your squirming is, at least, somewhat entertaining. I don't often hear of such incompetent murderers.

[fail_mastermind]

...

*she's going to hang up on you now*