Classfied File #5: April Fools event

Mar 31, 2010 22:35

Just what is wrong with these phones today?!

They were fine not too long ago...

stupid phones, acacia doesn't want to talk to strangers, april fools event, event

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Total Fourth Wall Ignorance likely to ensue. lustfulqueen April 1 2010, 09:23:11 UTC
My daughter...

I am dissappoint.

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fail_mastermind April 1 2010, 09:24:04 UTC
W-what...?! Mother?!

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lustfulqueen April 1 2010, 09:27:23 UTC
Yep.

I even have to use both hands and my tail to count the failure I'm seeing from you, dear.

I should've known that fallen Angel wasn't up to raising a daughter worthy of my name.

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fail_mastermind April 1 2010, 09:29:34 UTC
Wasn't it your own failure that landed me in his care instead of yours?

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lustfulqueen April 1 2010, 09:32:32 UTC
Oh, no, I let it happen because I was rather busy to be rearing a child who would, by her nature, need to be the heir to my throne.

Of course, that's in your timeline. In the one I've most recently ceased being busy at, I had to go remind a certain idiotic minion who she served, and never had a daughter. Didn't go well, but I didn't exactly set up the best of plans either. It seems that elaborate schemes remain the best.

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fail_mastermind April 1 2010, 09:48:42 UTC
... you seem to have a problem keeping loyal servants.

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lustfulqueen April 1 2010, 09:54:41 UTC
And you seem to have a problem with doing much of anything, dear.

I at least get to go home to a nice empire. You get stuck in a housewife's dress, with a bullheaded pacifistic idiot of a boy for a fake husband, and you can't even use your powers right now.

Maybe you should show your mother a little respect for what she's done?

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fail_mastermind April 1 2010, 09:56:21 UTC
T-that's...

A-as if you've actually been much of a mother to me!

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lustfulqueen April 1 2010, 10:00:07 UTC
Well, I didn't precisely have much chance, did I? Being a recurring villain in a bunch of different worlds isn't easy work, you know.

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fail_mastermind April 1 2010, 10:00:51 UTC
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*goddamnit Mother why so 4th wall breaking?*

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lustfulqueen April 1 2010, 10:07:15 UTC
I'm very good at making a point, dear. Something that your track record in is... Rather limited, isn't it?

Couldn't even talk the boy into violence, when you knew it was more likely to work. Sure, you might've delivered me a few souls hellbent on vengeance, but you wouldn't have Kage to deal with eithe. While it probably wouldn't have saved you from this little town, at least you'd have come here from a victory.

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fail_mastermind April 1 2010, 19:04:35 UTC
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lustfulqueen April 1 2010, 21:26:21 UTC
Can't take the heat? I'm not surprised. I know where that story could have wound up, had you not ended up here, after all.

Let me put it this way: Enjoy Mayfield while you can, and learn to get along very well with that boy. At some point, he's gonna have to choose between his duty and your life. You survived that one, but who knows how this one will go?

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fail_mastermind April 2 2010, 03:32:09 UTC
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lustfulqueen April 3 2010, 01:05:15 UTC
I hope you can turn out less useless than I expect, dear.

*click*

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