Grabbing the Cucumber - FFA Post #308

[sunnymodffa]

Grab a cucumber, but for the love of all that's holy, DO NOT TELL MEME YOU ARE EVEN THINKING OF GRABBING THE CUCUMBER.

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The short version: no embeds, don't out people's real names, don't be that much of an asshole, body fluids are off topic,

Comments

Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

Talk about your favorite threesomes/moresomes!

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

Nonny who mentioned Miguel/Tulio/Chel last post had the right idea!

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

+1000000

I still say that's a canon ship. They couldn't have made it more obvious if they had chief Tanni marry them all in the end.

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

+2000000

And the nonny who wanted more Proteus/Sinbad/Marina was also very correct.

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

ANY Proteus/Sinbad/Marina would be nice, ngl.

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

Nonnie who brought this up last post is surprised and delighted that there are at least three of us out here (but doesn't have any recs, dammit)

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

Cannot reply at length as am busy appropriating St Patrick's day but Boyd/Ava/Raylan is so perfect.

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

Aw yeah they are just so perfect together. Like Ava and Raylan have that glorious missed opportunity/betrayal thing going on where they both like each other and mean something important to each other but there's anger (and potential) there, and Raylan and Boyd have that whole fucked up coal digging god-knows-what we understand each other better than anyone else in the world thing (though Ava might know Boyd better now? There's this awesome moment in an interview with the show runner where he's talking about how well Winona knows Raylan and he's like "well, she knows him better than anyone but Boyd" and that is clearly like, an endorsement of their enduring bond, it's great).

And Boyd and Ava are deeply in forever love where they are kind and good to each other with a backdrop of being sort of terrible people too, and honestly if Raylan could be with them either they'd be very different people or he would, but he'd be a much happier and at peace person regardless and possibly there would be no show.

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

What about Dewey Crowe and his two sex workers?

"Sometimes, something happens to a man, and things can't ever be the same."
"Dewey, is this because I put my finger up your butt last time?"

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

I have to ship it in a foursome with Dickey. Actually Dickey/Dewey/Ellen May would also be kind of awesome.

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

My adorable babies!

*ship acquired*

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

Yes! Wow, that is an incredible and wonderful collection of failboats right there.

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

Dean/Jo/Castiel. I don't really ship either Dean/Castiel or Dean/Jo (although I ship the heck out of Jo/Castiel), but somehow the three of them are the perfect blend. The fact that Jo and Castiel just think each other is wonderful does wonders to leaven the Dean-adjacent angst quotient. Just. Cuddles and Star Wars marathons and hot cocoa, that is what my Dean/Jo/Castiel ship is made of.

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

It's really the greatest balance.

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

Harry/Ron/Hermione. It just works dammit and I can never find enough of it.

Re: Threesomes/moresomes thread

[anonymous]

+1

I wish there was so much more fic and art. I particularly like it when both Harry and Hermione are very into Ron, and aren't all that sexually into each other (but nonetheless love each other just as much).