Ya Mamas got a glass eye with a fish in it

[faifsa]

Because I misheard one word, I accidentally told this girl in German class that she should go out wearing only a guitar. Then I said she should go do dinner wearing only a potato. Now she probably thinks I'm some wierd creep

I'm a fucking genius

At least I just wrote the rough draft of my essay. It was either insightful or completely retarted. I can't even tell.

things are good