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[faience]

My Grandmother, who has been a schoolteacher for as long as I can remember, is retiring. Some of you may read that and think of it as a good thing, perhaps something to "aww" over. But you would be wrong.

My Grandmother is the sort of high-energy person who cannot sit still for any length of time. She always has to be puttering about, doing

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[morriganangelus]

You could always contract a very timely flu?

[faience]

It would have to be a very convincing, timely flu.

[die_monster]

Come to new Orleans, we can ride on a muthafuckin boat, no silly monkey ritual garb or face paint or hair-related superstitions required! Your grandmother would hate me in short order, lol.

[dragonessa24]

Ugh, I've heard horror stories about that type of grandmother (my own are less annoying). Fancy a flight to Germany? :D

[faience]

Afk hunting passport...