Please make him stop...
I swear to god if somebody lets Uwe Boll make another movie I will hunt them down and kill them. I saw In the Name of the King, tonight thinking it might be decent not good but decent i was fucking wrong. I just witnessed the worst movie I have ever seen, It was awful. It had Burt Reynolds in it, when i saw him on screen I yelled WHY. Dan and I were laughing during this whole movie, William Shatner could act better than the people in this garbage. Ray Liotta looked like a Las Vegas Showman. If you ever saw Goodfellas there is a line that Liottas character says "I swear on my mothers grave if you touch her again i will fucking kill you" well after every time he ended a line Dan would say the Goodfellas line, It was so funny. We left when they had ninjas runnin around in a forest in the middle of the day. May Uwe Boll get kicked in the nuts for making this I hope he gets AIDS, and gets molested by monkeys. Fuck Him.