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Boundary Conditions -- White Collar -- Neal/Peter/Elizabeth, 6342 words
It was Neal who showed him the problem with trying to solve his wife like an equation, and it's likely that the same approach isn't going to get him anywhere now.
This is a collaboration with the inestimable
lizardspots! Seriously, you have not lived until you have seen the art she produced for this. (The link goes to a community post so we can keep the comments centralised.)
Lizard informs me that by her porn thermostat this story is only a hard R, because she is CLEARLY a perverted little cookie, but it's the porniest thing I've ever written so I feel as though I deserve to call it NC-17. (She says, petulantly.)
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Go, admire. Anyone leaving a comment on the fic that fails to also address how awesome Lizard's art is will be KICKED WITH BOOTS OF WRATH.