eyai yuletide (posting for Ji)

[fahye]

title: Spacetime Acceleration Action-at-a-Distance Momentum III: Quantum Physics Strikes Back
by: Ji
for: Sares
location: Los Angeles, CA, the Future

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i want to tattoo the title of this story ON MY FACE

[pushingmetaphor]

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I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN GOD KNOWS HOW LONG AND I THINK I MIGHT POSSIBLY BE DEAD BECAUSE OF ECON AND THE LOOMING THREAT OF THE NUMBER OF PAGES I NEED TO BANG OUT IN THE NEXT TWENTY FOUR HOURS, BUT ALL I CAN THINK OF IS A GIANT BLINKING HEART.

I WAS GOING TO QUOTE THINGS BUT THEN I KEPT LAUGHING SO HARD AT EACH LINE THAT I HAD TO STOP TO BREATHE INSTEAD.

*swoons*

OUR TRUE NUCLEAR SELVES!!!!

[schiarire]

The title is by Emma! She should have known better than to wave such a title around where I could see it >:)

DID YOU LIKE THE SCIENCE. It's extra accurate, for justice!

[pushingmetaphor]

THE SCIENCE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS (OUT OF HOW EVERYTHING IS MY FAVORITE).

I WOULD PAY MONIES TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!

ps my friend here is writing his final paper on Werner Herzog and now I will never stop laughing.

[schiarire]

WHAAAT, is it about how Werner Herzog thinks Nicolas Cage is a young Marlon Brando-like gift to the acting profession upon whom God's light continuously shines? Because if it isn't ... well, I just want that belief explained. U:

[nextian]

^ WHAT SHE SAID

longer comment when i've slept

and also am in san francisco

and also you have not murdered me

[schiarire]

Who is murdering who ... ? I'm sorry I didn't ask to take your title, but I wanted it to be a surprise!

[littledust]

I WANT THIS TO BE REAL WHY CAN'T THIS BE REAL. *DYING OF LAUGHTER* Have some quotes:

his handsome face contorted as the subplot of a Russian novel

“It’s . . . It’s my cortical processors. They’ve been infected. My quarks are totally inflamed. You know who did it. It was the same people who always wanted to kill me. It was the Terrans. They poisoned me with science.”

Dyle’s expression of martyrdom clicked from the appropriate response to a clinical beheading to the appropriate response to being brushed down with olive oil, then fried. “It isn’t their fault. If they only knew about fission, they’d understand we’re all people, if you look into our innermost, nuclear selves.”

“There’s one man. He’s called . . . the Mechanic.”

“Harry,” said Leo, “watching you work is like watching a monkey try to shit in his hand so he can throw it at you.”

As Harry watched them go, beneficently checking out both their asses, he heard Robert Fawkes say behind him, “This could be a lot more quantum.”

[schiarire]

It is real! Its nuclear self is real. You just have to gaze into it, wearing your quark-splitting goggles.

[ineptshieldmaid]

*cackles* I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS ABOUT BUT IT IS HILARIOUS!

[schiarire]

You should read A Beginner's Guide to Practical Engineering! It's all here; start at the bottom and read up :) It's actually funnier than this I think!

[girl_wonder]

“Harry,” said Leo, “watching you work is like watching a monkey try to shit in his hand so he can throw it at you.”

OMG. LEO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

Also, I just started laughing for like 5 minutes and I COULDN'T STOP.

As Harry watched them go, beneficently checking out both their asses, he heard Robert Fawkes say behind him, “This could be a lot more quantum.”

WHAT CAN'T BE MORE QUANTUM.

I love it to bits.

[schiarire]

Thanks! You are plenty quantum in my eyes already. ;)