I felt like
this ridiculous article needed to be commented on. How the hell is it news, or even anything? Is it real? Why do rich people have luxury submarines? Why do they feel the need to have sex in them? And when they have sex in them, why the hell do they have the right to complain when dolphins start watching? Why would dolphins want to see Paul Allen have sex? Shouldn't scientists explore the phenomena of dolphins "getting excited" while watching humans procreate? This is one of those brain exploding articles. I know life is unfair and all but god it sure gets my panties in a knot when I think about how I'm 40000 in debt and I prolly can't afford to go to chef school for second year and there are millions of people starving and somewhere in the midst of everything some assholes with luxury submarines are complaining about dolphins watching them have sex.