Rose and I went out last night.
7pm we met at the Landsdown for dinner, we then proceeded to crawl our way to Oxford Street, crawled up and down Oxford Street before returning to our respective homes some time around 3:30am.
Naturally, it being Monday night and all, no one we knew was out. Instead of being bummed we proceeded to have an excellent night making dicks of ourselves and making friends.
We spent a shameful ammount of money on Jukebox songs, danced to Miley Cyrus among many other things, spent some time in alley ways with Passion Pop, played the pokies, danced danced danced, sang and danced some more, ate a kebab, stole a plastic gun from an unsuspecting pup-goer and NEITHER OF US PUKED!
Woke up this morning after a couple of hourse sleep feeling like utter shite. Went to meet Rose in the junction, bought a fabulous dress and made my way to my mother's. I feel like shit. I have illustrated such shit in MS Paint. Enjoy!
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