I’ll get straight to the motherfucking point:

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I prolly shouldn’t be divulging how I got in this situation, my current whereabouts, true identity, pet peeves, and deepest secrets (like when I peed on those ( Read more... )