Booger Dick
First of this is a very serious entry, so no funny shit. I aint got time for any hello's or broke ass niggazzzz. With that said:
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!11
HHHHHOOOOOOLLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!
The reasons why I's be missing but for so long is cuz I got stuck with some serious shit. This shit goes by the name of Booger Dick. I'm no longer going by the dead and still good looking Sally Huang (witness protection name) because her ghost kept fucking me in my dreams and she wouldn't get into my car, Respect Billy Ocean. I just couldn't deal with those flat titties (flat because in one of my outings to the Side Ways Putang Club I stomped on her blush filled boobies for insulting White Micheal Jackson) and giant ariolas sweating all over my face, SHE GONE. Anywayz I cut outta Witness Protection cuz I heard from Dick Nose my mail woman/man that there was a turrbile jail fire that she and Latino Rocket started by request of me and all them gypsies died.
So theres I be walking back from my safe house (Club Mary) to get to my girlz at the Sorority House on that campus I go to and just get a lot of creamy hugs and slippery kisses. There were some shy rushes so I took them back to the BBQ stand and got in the middle of a Gyroscopic Flop which escalated to a Truncated Singapore Sling followed by a googly moogly which looks something this:
when this bonerific nigger lip gentlemen walks up to me and the 3 crying girls with broken spirits and busted lips. He says to me he says "My name is Booger Dick, I learned magic from Dumbldore, and a fine young gentleman like yourself looks in need of some wishes."
NIGGER WHAT!?
I says to him I says "The only thing I could go for is a steamy skeleton plop right on your face and some chicken wings to dip that in to feed my greasy thirst." All of a sudden Booger Dick's got some crunchy brown on that pimple ridden slab of face and POOF NIGGA I's got some chicken wings to eat! RAISE THE ROOF!!
Of course I then promptly ask to get the finest booty clap of my young life right on my chicken juiced cheeks by a jiggly, firmly dimpled, slightly scented badunkadunk.
BOOTY CALL GIRL!!! I felt the roughest rush of thunder shit crushing my beautiful bone structured face and lifting me into thickest cum storm. After a 10 minute recovery of cleaning myself up I asked Booger Dick to give me Sally Huang back (get into my goddamn car girl!) and I found myself in the dirtiest piece of shit cell I've ever seen, and Ive seen a nigger load.
Turns out I got myself stuck in a filthy Mexican jail with a broken face and stinkiest diarrhea crusted fanny of my life. Too much LSD really fucks up someones night. HOLLA. Now what the fuck am I gonna do?
I could really use a Booger Dick right now to wrap my lips around.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!11
HHHHHOOOOOOLLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!
The reasons why I's be missing but for so long is cuz I got stuck with some serious shit. This shit goes by the name of Booger Dick. I'm no longer going by the dead and still good looking Sally Huang (witness protection name) because her ghost kept fucking me in my dreams and she wouldn't get into my car, Respect Billy Ocean. I just couldn't deal with those flat titties (flat because in one of my outings to the Side Ways Putang Club I stomped on her blush filled boobies for insulting White Micheal Jackson) and giant ariolas sweating all over my face, SHE GONE. Anywayz I cut outta Witness Protection cuz I heard from Dick Nose my mail woman/man that there was a turrbile jail fire that she and Latino Rocket started by request of me and all them gypsies died.
So theres I be walking back from my safe house (Club Mary) to get to my girlz at the Sorority House on that campus I go to and just get a lot of creamy hugs and slippery kisses. There were some shy rushes so I took them back to the BBQ stand and got in the middle of a Gyroscopic Flop which escalated to a Truncated Singapore Sling followed by a googly moogly which looks something this:
when this bonerific nigger lip gentlemen walks up to me and the 3 crying girls with broken spirits and busted lips. He says to me he says "My name is Booger Dick, I learned magic from Dumbldore, and a fine young gentleman like yourself looks in need of some wishes."
NIGGER WHAT!?
I says to him I says "The only thing I could go for is a steamy skeleton plop right on your face and some chicken wings to dip that in to feed my greasy thirst." All of a sudden Booger Dick's got some crunchy brown on that pimple ridden slab of face and POOF NIGGA I's got some chicken wings to eat! RAISE THE ROOF!!
Of course I then promptly ask to get the finest booty clap of my young life right on my chicken juiced cheeks by a jiggly, firmly dimpled, slightly scented badunkadunk.
BOOTY CALL GIRL!!! I felt the roughest rush of thunder shit crushing my beautiful bone structured face and lifting me into thickest cum storm. After a 10 minute recovery of cleaning myself up I asked Booger Dick to give me Sally Huang back (get into my goddamn car girl!) and I found myself in the dirtiest piece of shit cell I've ever seen, and Ive seen a nigger load.
Turns out I got myself stuck in a filthy Mexican jail with a broken face and stinkiest diarrhea crusted fanny of my life. Too much LSD really fucks up someones night. HOLLA. Now what the fuck am I gonna do?
I could really use a Booger Dick right now to wrap my lips around.