Not dying alone
I’ll get straight to the motherfucking point:
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I prolly shouldn’t be divulging how I got in this situation, my current whereabouts, true identity, pet peeves, and deepest secrets (like when I peed on those sleeping Romanians around the corner, or squealed on those Ecuadorians for killing those cats I killed) seeing as how I’ve landed my fine ass titties in Witness Protection!! WHAT WHAT!
So after I finally found those Sorority sluts again - I’ve been waiting for the right moment to get back at them for tricking me into that child trafficking/murdering/arson ring. I was watching them for a month in The Latino Rocket’s strategically placed BBQ Stand on campus. After I finally learned their class schedules and community service shit, and when they washed their bodies - it was time to strike. So I gathered up some motherfucker sleepyhead piss-stained Romanians and cat-killing Ecuadorians to rampage the Slutty Sorority House; knowing full well their filthy ethnic ways would get the better of them and them would thieve everything in sight. Of course the spics sniffed out the pot stashes and the gypsies took all the silverware, while I somehow ended up with a shitload of new panties.
Apparently all this excitement got the better of me and I forgot that the sorority girls were still home and not actually out at an outing outside. Goddamn my white girl lust blinded me! Well, the Hot-Goddess-Head-Cheerleader Sorority Girl was all: "What the fuck are you doing!?"
And the ethnics were all: "Shit on my dick!" ...I don't know, in the heat of the moment, it could have been me with the fork prodding her jugular to keep quite while I told her to shit on my very own dick. I just don't know!
Blah blah blah, some blood was spilt, and I got my knockers the fuck out of there, jumped the Latino Rocket's BBQ stand, and squealed on those fucking gyppos and bean bandits for trying to murder me and my beloved sorority sisters. At least the dead one was only one of those Slightly Over Weight Insecure UGG Boots Over Pants sorority girls.
Needless to say when the ethnics were escorted out after the massacre, they saw my fine voluptuous titties next to Officer Dandy and were all:
HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I'm in Witness Protection! I'm going by the name of Sally Huang - RESPECT!!! I miss your yellow pillows Sally!! R.I.P.
See y'all niggers later!