With my 5hundred THOU I boughts me a goddamn sorority!!! Them bitches at the local sorority joint been being nappy headed hoes to me and my eyes and vagina produced liquid that poured like fine beer and which I collected later and drank to wash away my emotional pain. THAT SHIT BE GOOD!!!! Just you niggas wait till I start selling Nicole's Own Dirty Brown Rear Beer on my online TITTY CAKE EBAY STORE!!!!!
Plus they don't got no diversify in them ranks, where be the sidewayz pussies and the untamed curls? All them girls being sporting nicely trimmed lips and my dick needs some substance and a bouncy cushion for sweat to accumulate and collect for my new beer product. STOP! DROP! DIVERSIFY! Anyways I tried to join that sexual bunch of ladies with sexually oppressed male problems so I could take advantage of them late at night and be there pillow buddy and accidentally pull of their vagina hugging sweat pants and say it was an accident during late night studying all the while asking "whats wrong with girl on girl?"
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But those niggers humuliated me! They made me read out loud, NO BODY MAKES NICOLE READ! They made me help around the community. FUCK THE POOR, I STEAL AND I'M RICH! And those filthy pale skinned goddesses with small pores and straight hair that they put in poorly made ponytales told me that we'll become a family after our trials of no drinking. WHAT. FUCK THIS FUCK THAT FUCK YOU. I Drink and I Drank and I do whatever! YOU DONT KNOW ME!!!! I flicked them all off after punching the head sorority lezbian Gorgeous Girl (legal name changed) and then rubbing my tits in her face all the while having my fingers flail in all direction not caring whose vagina they accidentally purposely got stuck in. It took 7 girls to throw me off. So I threw up on them niggas and I yelled to them I yelled "I'mmmmmma make my own sorority and its gonna have hot lezbians and naked titties and wild twats and lots of alcohol!"
After my RUSH week I made these proud girls with no self confidence into fine sophisticated ladies. I made them clean my apt. I made them clean Latino Rocket's body off after I seemed to have pooped on her while sleeping. And I made them tighten up Geezala's loose joints. Now, we're family!
Nothing will break this group up GIRL!