GRRLLL i needs me a date
MMMMM HEEEY!
I'm sure all you Guatamalan Banana Peelers have been wondering what's with the delay. Well you nosey twats, I've been getting LAAAID. I found this new joint, known on the street as Bush-Boogie Haven. To put it bluntly, its full of dirty niggers, I guess that's where the name of this joint comes from - black people just don't know what a nice trim can do for a girl. Am I right, or am I right - can I get a HOLLA! What! But DAMMMN if these niggers dont know how to work it! After one particularly soapy night full of jungle love, I fell fast asleep for some reason - maybe it was the stench of greasy black people hair that soothed me? Anyway, I had this sensual dream that got me all puffy down there, I was riding this horse right, and I was naked, but more on that later. Soes anyways I gets up and I this dream makes me realize, what have I done with my life, I should go on a respectable date with someone thats fair skinned and not full of black!
I hit the streets hard, wearing a shirt like this
That would HAVE to get some guy to notice my personality! Well of course the wops, ching changs, and bruised bananas came out raging, I mean I'd want to lick my gummy hole too! But finally I met this guy, and by met I mean I saw him and chased him down an alley and shoved my sweet mammories into his face. I called him Chad Sexington, and he was all mine. I hope he remembers to call me plus not press charges for rape; sweet sensual charges of glorious rape. OH NO I DINT!
HOLLLA GIRRRL!!!!
I hate fags
I'm sure all you Guatamalan Banana Peelers have been wondering what's with the delay. Well you nosey twats, I've been getting LAAAID. I found this new joint, known on the street as Bush-Boogie Haven. To put it bluntly, its full of dirty niggers, I guess that's where the name of this joint comes from - black people just don't know what a nice trim can do for a girl. Am I right, or am I right - can I get a HOLLA! What! But DAMMMN if these niggers dont know how to work it! After one particularly soapy night full of jungle love, I fell fast asleep for some reason - maybe it was the stench of greasy black people hair that soothed me? Anyway, I had this sensual dream that got me all puffy down there, I was riding this horse right, and I was naked, but more on that later. Soes anyways I gets up and I this dream makes me realize, what have I done with my life, I should go on a respectable date with someone thats fair skinned and not full of black!
I hit the streets hard, wearing a shirt like this
That would HAVE to get some guy to notice my personality! Well of course the wops, ching changs, and bruised bananas came out raging, I mean I'd want to lick my gummy hole too! But finally I met this guy, and by met I mean I saw him and chased him down an alley and shoved my sweet mammories into his face. I called him Chad Sexington, and he was all mine. I hope he remembers to call me plus not press charges for rape; sweet sensual charges of glorious rape. OH NO I DINT!
HOLLLA GIRRRL!!!!
I hate fags